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We Went To Gwyneth Paltrow's Goop Store So You Don't Have To

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Gwyneth Paltrow's pop-up shop, goop mrkt, came to San Francisco this week. (Yep, note the very trendy lack of vowels!)

The shop opened at 140 Maiden Lane, a "stunning small-scale prototype of Frank Lloyd Wright’s design of the Guggenheim Museum," which feels VERY GOOP.
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The shop opened at 140 Maiden Lane, a "stunning small-scale prototype of Frank Lloyd Wright’s design of the Guggenheim Museum," which feels VERY GOOP.

At the goop mrkt's opening party, there was "pizza" from a recipe in Gwyneth's new cookbook.

Pizza made of gluten-free crust, yogurt and a bunch of green things.
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Pizza made of gluten-free crust, yogurt and a bunch of green things.

There were tons of attractive, lithe people in attractive, lithe outfits.

All with immaculate skin, obvi.
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All with immaculate skin, obvi.

And of course, tons of fancy stuff to buy.

Serums! Decorative baskets! Gold spatulas! Sustainable yoga mats! "Beauty dust"!
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Serums! Decorative baskets! Gold spatulas! Sustainable yoga mats! "Beauty dust"!

And as you might imagine, none of the stuff you can buy at the goop mrkt is, um, cheap.

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See if you can guess how much Gwyneth's goop mrkt loot will set your wallet back!

How much do you think this decorative wall tassel is? (Scroll down to reveal.)

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Jess Misener / BuzzFeed

How much for this "crossed egg sculpture"?

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Nicole Nguyen / BuzzFeed

What about these pillows?

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Jess Misener / BuzzFeed

How much does this half wetsuit cost?

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Jess Misener / BuzzFeed

How much for this keychain?

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Jess Misener / BuzzFeed

You can buy it here.

How much do you think these boxes of spices cost?

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Jess Misener / BuzzFeed

You can buy it here.

How much for the basket the spices come in??

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Jess Misener / BuzzFeed

How much does this "sex dust" cost?

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Nicole Nguyen / BuzzFeed

You can buy it here.

How much for Juicero, a "Keurig for juice"?

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Nitasha Tiku / BuzzFeed

And how much for this oak mirror (that we tarnished with our plebe faces?)

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Nicole Nguyen / buzzFeed

Happy gooping!

The San Francisco shop at 140 Maiden Lane runs through May 22. You can browse the rest of the "mrkt" here.
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The San Francisco shop at 140 Maiden Lane runs through May 22. You can browse the rest of the "mrkt" here.