"I think we will regret this tiny sunglasses look..."
Did you know that was Emma Stone?
What did we do to deserve this?
Who are you going to fight with over your parents' affection?
"My name is always auto corrected to 'cold sprouts.'"
This is the suite life.
"A well hung penis makes for a happy home."
“I don’t think [Disney] was willing to work with us, really ever."
"Hey, can you return my fucking t-shirts too?"
The Jonas Brothers guest starred on Hannah Montana ten years ago.
TBH I'm stressed just thinking about this.
GIS and GPS are apparently not the same thing. Go figure.
"It would be super, super weird and totally not appropriate."
Is that a part in your hair or are you just happy to see me?
Will your Disney Channel knowledge stand the test of time?
"When you find out your bf cheated on you..."
We have the ~suite~ life.
Gotta love these boys.
"The more I age the more I sympathize with the Grinch."
Name a more iconic duo, I'll wait.
"I'm just out here trying to make sure Dylan and I never lose our joint Wikipedia page."
~Archie's here. Betty's here, Veronica too.~
But really, what more could you want in a man...or men?
Nothing better than a good ole classic sibling rivalry.
And it IS pretty sweet.
"Intelligence is marked by the amount of tabs you have open in your browser."
Zack, Cody, and Maddie together once again.
Yes, you are old.
Zack, Cody, and Mr. Moseby back together once again.
Yes, one of the kids from Big Daddy and The Suite Life Of Zack & Cody had naked photos of himself leaked online this weekend. And he owned up to it immediately.
And he thinks some of it is just a tad bullshit.
It gets ugly. No, but really.
As if you needed any more reason to believe Disney was evil.
Um, Cole, maybe you should have done a little more research before you published your claim.
Woah AGE, stop blowing my mind!