Why Isn't Anyone Talking About Dylan Sprouse Playing An Escort In This Short Film Called "Daddy"?
Dylan Sprouse making out with an 80-year-old man? Sign me up!
Well, I was just minding my business when the magic of the YouTube algorithm served me up something I had no idea existed.

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"Did you know this exists?" I asked a friend.

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"Not really, but I saw a TikTok of Dylan Sprouse making out with an old man," they replied.

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And the rest is history.
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Daddy is an 18-minute short film by Christian Coppola (who happens to be a distant relative of Francis Ford Coppola).
Dylan Sprouse plays an escort who gets hired by an 80-year-old man, played by Ron Rifkin, who goes to the Plaza Hotel to celebrate his first anniversary apart from his deceased wife.
It's emotional.

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It's funny.

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You get an extremely androgynous Dylan Sprouse in a dress.

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He's actually gorgeous.