It's no secret that Cole Sprouse is known for bein' freaking hilarious on Twitter.
Photographer captured a photo after they told me I was beautiful.
Nevertheless, recently he's been a little quieter on the platform — maybe it's because of annoying people like me who monitor his tweets on a daily basis?
But something wild happened this past week, and we were blessed with not one, but two classic Sprousian tweets!!!! First, Cole served up one of his favorite recurring jokes — trolling his twin brother, Dylan:
Iconic.
But wait, there's more...
Cole ALSO just shared this hilarious commentary about alligator erections and his OWN erections:
Just one more thing alligators and I have in common. https://t.co/TNLziLS8ye
Cole, stop, it's too much!!!!
Please never stop gifting us with your quick wit and A+ Twitter account.
