4.This sign that solely existed to stop people from wearing Heelys:
5.Kim Kardashian texting on a bedazzled Sidekick, while walking the red carpet for the Season 2 premiere of Entourage:
6.Paris Hilton promoting the Motorola Razr, while probably thinking, That's hot:
7.The cast of 7th Heaven on Trading Spaces:
8.Bono promoting the U2 Special Edition iPod (that didn't even have a color screen):
9.Shrek Gushers that looked more like Shrek's boogers:
10.Willa Ford wearing Juicy Couture:
11.Bai Ling delivering Netflix DVD envelopes to people waiting in line to get into the first screening of Star Wars: Episode III – Revenge of the Sith:
12.An American Idol PS2 game, that I am sure came loaded with Simon Cowell insults:
13.These stuffed Eggo Waffles that somehow promoted Revenge of the Sith:
14.This 50 Cent special edition Xbox:
15.Disney Radio Star Myra posing for pics inside a Limited Too:
16.The TiVo mascot sitting on throne made of TiVo boxes:
17.A guy in a trucker hat posing in front of The Paul Frank Store:
18.This Emo SpongeBob that looks like he has been listening to Dashboard Confessional all day in a dark room:
19.Mandy Moore wearing Uggs and Juicy pants while picking up more Uggs:
20.Lindsay Lohan wearing a trucker cap to a Stuff magazine party:
21.Aaron Paul and Samaire Armstrong dressed in eight different early-'00s trends all at once, while attending the premiere of a Walk to Remember:
22.This very, very bedazzled flip phone:
23.An ad for Pepsi's free iTunes bottlecap game:
24.Stripped-era Xtina at a party hosted by Teen People and The Sims:
25.Samantha Mumba taking a selfie with a flip phone:
26.Ja Rule and Nelly posing in front of an iMac at the launch party for Sprite.com:
27.Jennifer Lopez wearing head-to-toe Sean Jean accessorized with a rhinestoned bellybutton:
28.Lil' Kim playing Nintendo GameCube with Cole and Dylan Sprouse:
29.Beyoncé posing with a swag bag that included Ralph by Ralph Lauren perfume, a Matrix video game for PlayStation 2, and a portable MP3 CD player:
30.Carson Daly interviewing the Osbournes on TRL:
31.The super-annoying Crazy Frog in a flat-brimmed hat with a huge GANSTA chain on:
32.Hilary Duff posing with a Bratz Doll while Haylie Duff looks on:
33.Two girls watching Mean Girls on a portable DVD player:
34.And finally, Myspace's Tom posing with Dane Cook: