Fruit salad, yummy yummy!
Is he inside your house?
Single like a damn Pringle.
It's just the same without meat
Let's taco bout love.
Sorry, you can't have them all.
"In case you haven’t noticed, I'm weird."
Or have they not been born yet?
Eyes are the windows to the face
Do you radiate big lettuce energy?
"Don't be afraid. I feel it, too."
Have a break from your holiday shopping and enjoy a pretzel!
This is making me hungry lol.
"May all your bacon burn."
Is your mom your teacher?
“Why would anybody ever eat anything besides breakfast food?”