Cole and Dylan Sprouse have a history of publicly shaming each other for their inability to grow mustaches.
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Cole once had a mustache that he described as "on par with grandmas that just don't care anymore."
My mustache is right on par with grandmas that just don't care anymore.
Dylan once had a mustache that he described as like that of a "newborn dwarf."
Dirty mustache Level: newborn dwarf
So, it was no surprise when Dylan disrupted his well-curated eight-picture Instagram grid to post a picture of his latest mustache attempt.
The caption asked people to shame his mustache in three words.
This was the picture he wanted people to shame:
Immediately, people started comparing the mustache to pubes.
"Fire pubes bro."
Other favorites include: "Jaclyn Hill Cosmetics."
"Deadbeat dad vibes."
"My creepy uncle."
"Need a napkin."
"Ha ha ha."
"This tiny ferret."
And the underrated: "Flesh colored whispies."
Cole even got in on the shaming fun with his own three-word answer:
And there you have it! Now you know everything about the Sprouses' history of growing pube-like mustaches. Do what you want with this information. Love you, goodbye.
