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    Dylan Sprouse Asked People To Shame His Mustache In Three Words, So Cole And Thousands Of People Did

    What a time to be alive.

    Cole and Dylan Sprouse have a history of publicly shaming each other for their inability to grow mustaches.

    Cole once had a mustache that he described as "on par with grandmas that just don't care anymore."

    My mustache is right on par with grandmas that just don't care anymore.

    Dylan once had a mustache that he described as like that of a "newborn dwarf."

    So, it was no surprise when Dylan disrupted his well-curated eight-picture Instagram grid to post a picture of his latest mustache attempt.

    The caption asked people to shame his mustache in three words.

    This was the picture he wanted people to shame:

    Immediately, people started comparing the mustache to pubes.

    "Fire pubes bro."

    Other favorites include: "Jaclyn Hill Cosmetics."

    "Deadbeat dad vibes."

    "My creepy uncle."

    "Need a napkin."

    "Ha ha ha."

    "This tiny ferret."

    And the underrated: "Flesh colored whispies."

    Cole even got in on the shaming fun with his own three-word answer:

    And there you have it! Now you know everything about the Sprouses' history of growing pube-like mustaches. Do what you want with this information. Love you, goodbye.