"The only way I can describe how my wife looked was she looked like someone who was hiding a baby in a pair of sweatpants."
"She has successfully obtained the power position."
"People really recoil when they see a pronounced mustache."
Watch two charming people become infinitely more charming through day drinking.
"NBC has always shown great judgement with their long-term employees."
Love is a strange thing.
"I am absolutely sure I will NOT be allowed to meet her."
"15 years later I was like, 'Hey, you guys want to hear something funny?'"
He played "Shag, Marry, Kill" on Watch What Happens Live.
"Welcome to the late night girl gang."
"What I'm hoping to expose is that we are much more the same than we think we are — we're just listening to two different sets of lies as our news.”
You can't win 'em all, Tina.
It's an orange blimp that's also a kaleidoscope!
Don't mess with Jennifer Lawrence on beer night.
Sarah Paulson is magic. That's all.
Because there's always time for dessert.
"It’s not like we asked him to come out against puppies or something."
His six-episode interview series will launch in 2018.
"Congratulations on the birth of your twins, Gonorrhea and Amoxicillin!"
"I think he's going to come back as another actor and fool us all!"
Grinch mouth is back!
"Never give up, unless it's hard."
FACT: Any sketch is made 100% better when the actors break character.
Good for them.
"It's all in your head"
BuzzFeed News spent a day on the new set of Watch What Happens Live With Andy Cohen, the smallest studio in late night with the most chutzpah.
He's funny and a good sport...you just might want that job after all.
Hint: Because moms.
Give it a shot.
Lots of celebrities lip-synching and singing in cars this year.
This is what true friendship looks like.
There's a reason they don't call it Netflix and sleep.
"What does 'move' mean?!" — still unanswered
"How is it the morning already?"
Never gets old.
A little less conversation and a little more touch my bee filter.
"I might be small, but my bank account is big."
♫ 'Cause girls, they want equal funds... ♫
Bless you, sir.
Genius idea or waste of time? You be the judge.
Time to shit talk.
There's a reason his hashtags always trend worldwide.
He gave the show the proper send-off it deserved.
"It was like steak knives came out of her eyes."
♫ I just died in Zac's arms tonight... ♫
Sie trank sogar eine Tasse Tee auf ex! Jetzt schon legendär!
"He was fun, he was always funny."
Don't be strange, Seth.