The 11 Kinds Of People You’ll Meet At Every Golf Tournament
The overserved Hawaiian shirt guy, the hilarious foreigner, and more.
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The Original WWE Superstar Finally Comes Home
Bruno Sammartino played a sold-out Madison Square Garden practically as many times as the Knicks. But for decades, the Old-World Italian and the ever-edgier WWE wanted nothing to do with each other. Here’s what happened the night they made up.
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Jason Kidd And The Hyperactive “Splash” Approach To Sports Management
Why hiring Jason Kidd as coach fits into Mikhail Prokhorov’s strategy of continuously making the biggest splash possible.
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All The Designers Of NHL Womens’ Merchandise Are Drunk
Clearly the designers over on NHL.com have been celebrating the Bruins v. Blackhawks final while still on the clock. Because their merch has gone to some really, really weird places.
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Lots Of Athletes Have Cute Kids: A Father’s Day Special Report
A friendly reminder that athletes have families outside of the locker room.
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Sports Rain Delays Are A Uniquely Terrible Form Of Boredom
You’re doing nothing, but you can’t do anything else because what if the game starts? A dispatch from a wet U.S. Open, featuring a very dramatic twist involving Bloody Marys.
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This Football Player Is Also A Needlepoint Expert
Crafting: it’s a sport.
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Heat Coach Gives Press Conference While High On Illegal Street Drugs
Spo, buddy: you all right? (He wasn’t actually on drugs, he just made some funny faces, but let’s pretend.)
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Tony Romo Can’t Even Watch Other Sports Anymore Without Getting Dissed
The NFL on Fox drops a legitimate burn on one of its own .
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13 Rule Changes That Would Advance The Cause Of Sports Justice
These changes are practical, could be implemented immediately, and would make for a sports world truer to the Declaration Of Independence, the Constitution, and the Bill Of Rights.
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An American Hero Is Born: Sebastien De La Cruz Sings National Anthem, Shows A Nation How To Love Again
He rocked the house.
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Sick Boy Uses Cool Robot To Throw Out First Pitch From 2,000 Miles Away
Technology: not all bad!
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San Antonio Spurs To Haters: Sebastien Will Sing National Anthem Again
Sebastien de la Cruz, who classily stood up to Twitter critics, will sing Thursday before Game 4 of the NBA finals. Is he the Spurs new good luck charm?
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The Official Ranking Of The Top Eleven Players In College Football
*According to some videogame nerds.
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Crazed Soccer Fans Marching Through Smoke-Filled Streets — In America!
Seattle, specifically. Seattle be crazy.
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Chris Brown Got Dunked On So Hard That He No Longer Exists
Thank you for this important service, Andre Drummond.
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Padres Shortstop Turns Lemon-Error Into Lemonade
One man’s durf is another man’s out.
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UFC Fighter Josh Thomson Is Confused About Difference Between Gay Marriage And Polygamy
And pedophilia, incest, and bestiality.
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How To Make Stadium-Style Nacho Cheese
Add an HD TV and a fridge full of beer for maximum sports viewing pleasure.
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Is This The Best Or Worst LeBron Diss Of All Time?
LBJ done got BURNED on Reddit.
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Chicago Wins Triple-Overtime Thriller To Capture Stanley Cup Finals Opener
Six more games like this, please.
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36 Signs You Grew Up Caddying
It was more than a summer job. It was a way of life.
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Please Enjoy This Chinese Highlight Video Of Tracy McGrady’s Scoreless Finals Appearance
T-Mac deserves this.
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NFL Comissioner, Other Americans Remain Resolutely Unenlightened On Racial-Slur Issue
In the last two decades, the nation has completely turned itself around on gay rights, but opinions on “Redskins” have barely budged. (Updated with a newly-discovered letter Roger Goodell wrote addressing the issue.)
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25 Reasons Why Alex Morgan Is The Perfect Lady
It’s like an angel came down to Earth and decided to play soccer.
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Baseball Player Plucks Home Run Ball Out Of The Air
He makes this look easy.
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Meet Lean Mean Danny Green, The Spurs’ Sharpshooting Finals Hero
Green — who was cut by LeBron’s Cavaliers back in 2010 — is a major part of why the Spurs now lead the Heat two games to one.
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Quarterback Feeds Giraffe
San Diego Zoo hosts San Diego football players.
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USA Soccer Continues Surprising Streak Of Being Good
The stars and stripes storm over Panama as if they were digging a canal. (Too soon?)
