64 Hysterical Tweets From April That I'm 99% Sure Will Make You Scream-Laugh
"Tax season is so fun. I just click through TurboTax until it tells me it's all done. I have no idea if it's right."
"Tax season is so fun. I just click through TurboTax until it tells me it's all done. I have no idea if it's right."
"I was blinded by rage and hurt, and I’m not a confrontational person at all, so all I did was stand up, take my rings off, and throw them into the ocean."
"They should let Biden hit a dab pen, then just send him out on stage and see what happens."
"The best way I can describe it is it used to feel like my mind was a raging ocean. Then, one day, it settled into a calm and peaceful pond."
Thanksgiving dinner might get seriously awkward this November.
"Tired of fast food, tired of cooked food. Bout to bite the wall."
I was never the same after the end of Bridge To Terabithia.
子どもが集まる抽選会での母親の体験談が、話題を呼んでいます。子育ての方法は人それぞれですが…
"Every female you know has had countless encounters like this one with a male. It’s, unfortunately, very much a part of our existence."
"The older junior and senior-aged kids were allowed to drive the buses on the rural routes. One of our drivers, who was a senior, used to hit a big hill at top speed, and it would make the fire escape door fly off the back of the bus."
"If a man doesn't have to wear makeup to get a job, a woman shouldn't either."
"I started driving to the eye doctor and couldn't see the signs."
"The older junior and senior-aged kids were allowed to drive the buses on the rural routes. One of our drivers, who was a senior, used to hit a big hill at top speed, and it would make the fire escape door fly off the back of the bus."
子どもが集まる抽選会での母親の体験談が、話題を呼んでいます。子育ての方法は人それぞれですが…
"Every female you know has had countless encounters like this one with a male. It’s, unfortunately, very much a part of our existence."
「私の経歴も、応募した仕事にピッタリ合っていたのに…」TikTokで注目を集めている女性の体験談がこちら。
"God, please take Jason Kelce's pain and give it to the Supreme Court."
"My husband wonders if we should've just encouraged Cameron to give it away. Am I the a**hole for saying no?"
"I was blinded by rage and hurt, and I’m not a confrontational person at all, so all I did was stand up, take my rings off, and throw them into the ocean."
"Tax season is so fun. I just click through TurboTax until it tells me it's all done. I have no idea if it's right."