"Are you my New Year's resolution? Because I'm not planning on doing you at all."
Tinder and Bumble and Hinge...OH MY.
Put your bio to the test.
„... nach ungefähr zehn Minuten bin ich mit seinem Schwanz im Mund eingeschlafen.“
Troy Sey said his authentic Tinder profile receives "maybe a few" swipes a week. Within 20 minutes of uploading his womanized Snapchat selfie, he received more than 100 right swipes from men.
Du löschst Tinder, nur um es drei Tage später wieder herunterzuladen.
The “Hi, I’m extremely hot and therefore you will ignore all of my bad traits until you just can’t handle it anymore” guy.
Statt einem freundlichen „Hallo“ begrüßt er dich lieber mit einem beherzten „Willst du meine Ficksahne kosten?“
Swiping is an art form we've all mastered in different ways.
Will Ryan find his tropical Tinder true love?
Beware The Notorious Expe-dater™.
Enough with the damn emojis.
"haha funny bio" = PLEASE tell me your bio is a joke otherwise fml
Brandon loves to call you "babe." It's unclear if this is because he actually likes you, or because he has forgotten your name.
I did this all for you people (and to find love). Please appreciate this.
"I swipe left on anyone with a pic of them playing a sport, because I refuse to entertain the idea of eventually having to go watch their games."
It has come to my attention that dating is not fun.
"I know I'm not in the upper echelons of attractiveness but I try to make the best of what I've got..."
"Dump people the way you want to be dumped."
A data-driven exploration of ghosting: how we ghost, why we ghost, and what emotional debt we owe the people we date.
"Kurz bevor mein Hund gestorben ist, hat mein Freund ihm Chicken Nuggets mitgebracht. Da wusste ich, dass er der Richtige für mich ist."
"You've been liked by 25,000 people since joining Tinder. 2019 is gonna be your year!"
We’re working on a story about ghosting and online dating and would love to hear about your experiences.
Diverse images of desirability do, in fact, have the power to provoke a fundamental change in the way others think; and not just about desiring and dating Asian men and black women.
Na, auch schon zum drölften Mal wieder bei Tinder gelandet?
"I knew I loved my boyfriend when, on my dog's last day, he showed up with Chick-fil-A nuggets for him."
Plus: Bad '00s fashion, zombie ant fungi, and more.
Romance is dead. H/T r/Tinder.
Soliciting is banned on the app, but sex workers say that even when they make clear they are only using Tinder for dating, their profiles get taken down.
Wenn du jemanden findest, der sich mit Grammatik, Rechtschreibung und Zeichensetzung auskennt, ist das ein echter Volltreffer.
"Ich traute mich nicht, Schluss zu machen."