1.The “treats you like a long-term partner but pees his pants at the mention of a 'relationship'" guy:
2.The “won’t respond to your texts or make an effort to communicate with you but interacts with you on social media constantly” guy:
3.The “definitely not good for you or your self-esteem but you think you can inspire him to be better and change” guy:
4.The “emotionally unavailable but very good at cuddling and talks to you about his childhood a lot so you think he’s emotionally available” guy:
5.The “I need therapy so bad but I don’t know that I need therapy so I’m going to use you as my therapist until you literally can’t take it anymore” guy:
6.The “Hi, I’m extremely hot and therefore you will ignore all of my bad traits until you just can’t handle it anymore” guy:
7.The “every time I invite you over to hang out and you think it’s just gonna be you and I, I also invite my friends and then it gets weird” guy:
8.The “everything is fine but for some reason I don’t feel fulfilled with this guy and I can’t figure out why” guy:
9.The “really, really good in bed and really, really bad everywhere else” guy:
10.The “I have been ready to get married since I came out of the womb and I will marry you tomorrow if you say yes even though we’ve only been dating two weeks” guy:
11.And then the “you’re moving way too fast for me, I’m not ready for this, but I’m gonna dump you and then marry the next person I date within six months” guy: