2.This good guy who went from "It's an honor to have matched" to ALL-CAP AGGRESSIVENESS.
3.This nice lad who doesn't want any head games.
4.This not-a-dickhead guy who will treat you like a queen.
5.This guy named Zack who has some serious issues.
6.This gentleman who can't seem to decide if he hates hook-up apps or desperately wants to be part of one.
7.This charming fella who got D-enied HARD.
8.This nice guy who started the conversation well enough to get a "Lmaoooooo" and then IMMEDIATELY RUINED IT.
9.This dude who really thought this bio was a good idea. Like, he really made the decision to introduce himself this way.
10.This nice guy who's put a lot of work into himself.
11.This embodiment of all those times a nice guy was done wrong.
12.This "prototypical nice guy" who isn't some tatted, bearded fuckstick, y'all.
13.This self-labeled "great guy."
14.This perfect guy with a not-douchey bio.
15.And finally, this guy with the high IQ who literally went from "I had a good time" to "Why are you doing this to me?" after 10 minutes without a response.