22 Funny "Overheard Bumble" Conversations Because, At This Point, No One Takes Dating Seriously

    "So what are you on Bumble for?" "Stories to tell my therapist."

    Ajani Bazile-Dutes
    by Ajani Bazile-Dutes

    BuzzFeed Staff

    Anyone who's used Bumble (or any dating app at all, tbh) has definitely had some funny and odd conversations that they never expected.

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    Thank god this Instagram account — Overheard Bumble — has compiled the most hilarious Bumble conversations and they're truly entertaining:

    1. These are the right relationship priorities:

    2. Unfortunately, I reallllly relate to this one:

    3. That moment when his friend is hotter than him:

    4. Reason #547 why we should ALWAYS forward chain emails:

    5. This was not the response I expected:

    6. TBH, these days the bar is not even on the floor, it's in hell:

    7. A date who wears camouflage crocs? I'm good luv, enjoy.

    8. Not everything on a dating profile is what it seems to be:

    11. Messaging someone back three years later is honestly a mood:

    12. This is what I mean when I say I need a "ride or die":

    15. When you talk to a dog person on Bumble:

    16. This deserves a response of "Hey, I'm so glad you reached out. I'm actually at capacity..."

    17. That feeling when you'll say anything to keep the convo from dying:

    18. This is millennial dating in a nutshell:

    19. All men do is eat, sleep, and LIE:

    20. OK, but why does this person's cat have what I want?:

    22. And lastly, one of the best responses to why someone got on Bumble:

    For more hilarious overheard Bumble conversations, check out Overheard Bumble on Instagram.