As/Is·Posted on Nov 24, 2021I Ranked 23 Pickup Lines I've Gotten From LA Men From "Immediately No" To "Be There In 5""Did you know pigeons die after sex?"by Andria MooreBuzzFeed StaffFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink Hi, hello. If you, too, are single and struggling, you might be entitled to financial compensation. Lorne Michaels Production / Via giphy.com JK. But we can at least bond over our shared dating app trauma. Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF HBO / Via giphy.com I recently moved to LA and was bright-eyed and naive in thinking that moving from one city on the East Coast (DC) to a larger city (LA) would mean a better dating pool. Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Paul McCartney / Via giphy.com Spoiler: people can suck anywhere. So, as my own form of therapy and to hopefully provide comfort to others who are struggling on dating apps, here's a ranking of the best and worst pickup lines I've received from boys on Tinder. 23. The overly intimate greeting: Andria Moore I'm already bored. 22. The unintelligible opener: Andria Moore It's me, Cute. 21. The problematic one-liner: Andria Moore Immediately no. 20. Come again? Andria Moore Top songs? Movies?? Sex positions??? 19. The "let's gets down to business": Andria Moore Essentially, he's like "impress me." But no, YOU slid into MY DMs, you impress ME. 18. The wanna be relatable type: Andria Moore He's not wrong tho, it does get misspelled. 17. I... Andria Moore Love that he added a 'lil smile so I know not to be too alarmed by such a jarring question. 16. Not quite sure what this means... Andria Moore But I'm always down for yum. 15. The flirty, but serious: Andria Moore I should have started singing Saweetie back to him. 14. The straight facts: Andria Moore Not that I don't love being called gorgeous, but sometimes it comes on too strong and then I panic. 13. The red flag: Andria Moore Self-explanatory. 12. The "I'm so quirky and random" opener: Andria Moore Sometimes asking a cute question like this can work, and other times it just feels like a chore, because now I'm over thinking like damn, have I ever laughed? 11. The conversationalist: Andria Moore You haven't been on Tinder if you haven't had one really long text chain going back and forth with a dude you know in your heart you're never going to actually want to get drinks with. 10. The straightforward conversationalist: Andria Moore Not to be confused with the general conversationalist — this type is more into chatting about your personal hopes and dreams, as opposed to random small talk. 9. The "tries to be sexy": Andria Moore Really loving the juxtaposition between the dirty talk and the old-fashioned smiley face. 8. The innocent fun: Andria Moore Not bad, my dude, not bad. 7. The serious romantic: Andria Moore Don't be fooled — he's most likely just in it to bang, but at least you'll probably get a nice meal out of it first. 6. The booty boi: Andria Moore No complaints. 5. The type that forces you to engage: Andria Moore What am I gonna do? Not find out what he wants to be honest about? 4. The personality complimenter: Andria Moore I'm personally a fan of these types of pickup lines, because it's a way to be complimented that shows the complimenter isn't necessarily just here for a quick hookup. 3. The witty banter: Andria Moore 10/10. If you make me laugh in the pickup line and show that you took an interest in my life, you're for sure getting at least one date.(P.S. Eugene Lee Yang was formerly of BuzzFeed "Try Guys" fame.) 2. Just an excellent pickup line, tbh: Andria Moore To which I responded, "I can be if you're ready to invest." 1. And finally, the spot-on hype man: Andria Moore This is an obvious winner. I actually blushed out loud when I read it. What are some of the best or worst pickup lines you've received? Let me know in the comments below so we can all cry through our tears!