"Welcome to Hollywood. What's your dream?"
You'll pay $18 for an avocado toast, and you'll like it.
No one told you (LA) life was gonna be this way.
"If you see me selling feet pics, it's to afford Erehwon."
Step outside Silver Lake for two seconds, I beg you.
Anything you can do we can do better, we can do anything better than you.
From Monty's Good Burger to Café Gratitude.
"Did you know pigeons die after sex?"
Did you know they shot Jazz being thrown out of the Banks' house in 150 takes?
These results will have you, like, totally buggin'!
"Spotted at LA Union Station: Chad Bass."
*Hannah Montana transition music plays*
Do we need to come over there and help sort things out?
2005, what a time.
"We only dated for 11 Instagrams."
To Live and Die in LA...and they be carried in a Prius hearse.
"Be there in 5 minutes, I had to park like three blocks away."
Karamo Brown, we see you on Queer Eye.
It's time to stop being polite and start getting real.
These are some serious throwbacks.
Hint: We don't call it Cali.
Brittany and Ariana taught me how to be a SUR-ver.
The 405 is never the answer.
"The Parallel Parking Spot of Doom"
"Saw Cady Heron at Chipotle!"
Oh yeah? Oh yeah.
"Actually he strikes me as more of an Uber guy."