1. On driving:
LA traffic means dealing with airplanes now
2. On traffic in general:
People who romanticize LA traffic are the ones who have never been stuck on the 5 or the 405 for an hour lmfaoo https://t.co/2fTDzveS7M
3. On road rage:
Incase y’all were wondering why LA traffic is so bad 😊
4. On freeways:
LA Freeways Ranked by Emotion 2: Relative Despair 101: Utter Despair 105: Despair 110: Despair 134: Despair 210: Occasional Despair 118: Occasional Discomfort 60: Despair 710: Despair 170: OccasionalDespair 5: Utter Despair 10: Hopeless Despair 405: Nihilistic Despair
5. On construction:
This is why LA freeway construction takes forever
6. On parking:
Parking in Koreatown, Los Angeles. A thread:
7. On the changing of the seasons:
I love seeing the leaves change colors in Los Angeles in the fall.
8. On rain:
when it finally rains in LA, people be like...
9. On beach views:
Santa Monica beach view of Malibu burning down.
10. On Hollywood:
that hollywood crack be hittin different
11. On politics:
talking to people in LA about politics
12. On earthquakes:
I love how people in LA rate earthquakes like wine. “It was crisp with a good weight and a nice finish.”
13. On heatwaves:
LA Heatwave mood.
14. On its precious screenplays:
just overheard my neighbor (hot) very earnestly tell her boyfriend (beanie, tank top) ‘there’s no such thing as a bad screenplay idea, kevin.’ should i tell them should i move
15. On avocado toast:
"Market price" for avocado toast has to be the most L.A. thing to have ever L.A.-ed.
16. On airports:
LAX —> LAX flight complete. Flight time, 8 hours and 20 minutes.
17. On hiking:
Hiking in LA
18. On hiking Runyon Canyon in particular:
Club runyon going off right now 🔥💰
19. On bars:
bars in LA be like “try our new stem cell margaritas”
20. On clubbing:
just wanna take a moment to say that a club in LA played kiwi and people started MOSHING
21. On public transportation:
west hollywood just doesnt give a fuck anymore lmao
22. On dating:
dating in LA
23. On coffee shops:
thinking of my favorite LA coffee shop experience when i went to work on a paper and paid $9 for an americano and when i asked for the wifi the barista told me they didn’t have wifi but if i sat close to the window i could connect to the mcdonald’s next door
24. On apartments:
“Haha you live in ohio.” -someone who struggles to pay for their one bed room LA apartment and has no air conditioning
25. On rent:
Rent in LA about to be $7000 a month for a 1 bedroom because y’all can’t read.
26. On literally everyone in LA:
Everyone in LA is trying to lose weight, has a screenplay idea and secretly hates themselves.