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I'm Dying At These Erewhon Memes Because I, Too, Spend $12 On Their Strawberries

"If you see me selling feet pics, it's to afford Erehwon."

If you like headass things and groceries, then you must LOVE Erewhon.

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In case you're never heard of Erewhon — an anagram for "nowhere" — it's a boutique grocery market based in Los Angeles where you can get artisanal waters, overpriced berries, and celebrities buying the kale salad:

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Do you even live in LA if you haven't spotted Dakota Johnson exiting an Erewhon?

So, please enjoy these hilarious jokes about everyone's fave grocery store that has $$$$ on Google search:

1.

“If Whole Foods is first class, Erewhon is a private jet.”

Twitter: @realoverheardla

2.

Erewhon prices make Whole Foods look like Walmart.

Twitter: @LinzDeFranco

3.

Twitter: @paultao

4.

How many geometric tattoos do I need before they let me into Erewhon?

Twitter: @colesprouse

5.

Twitter: @LosFelizDaycare / Joel C Ryan / Invision / AP / Shutterstock

6.

we really owe pam anderson an apology because her looks were considered so scandalous in the 90s and now they're just what bella hadid wears to erewhon

Twitter: @kirkpate / Jim Spellman / WireImage / Getty Images, Evan Agostini / Liaison / Getty Images

7.

I’m excited to see Meghan and Harry at Erewhon

Twitter: @ecareyo

8.

This is like $75 worth of stuff at Erewhon Market! https://t.co/IkPWdPrf83

Twitter: @americanamemes

9.

Paid $11 for strawberries in Erewhon (my fault for being there tbh) but if these are not the most strawberry-ing m’fing strawberries! Listen. Never again will I consume broke berries. If u see me selling feet pics this is why.

Twitter: @camillard

10.

i love that erewhon is named that because its "nowhere" backwards. because its also not. and that sort of push/pull is what the store is all about

Twitter: @DylanGelula

11.

LAX Terminal 6: “We are now boarding all passengers in boarding group E as in ‘Erewhon.’”

Twitter: @realoverheardla

12.

i just out loud said erewhon is my love language i need to move out of la

Twitter: @alexander23

13.

I have spent more on juice at Erewhon than Trump has paid in taxes.

Twitter: @benleemusic

14.

First rule of Erewhon: Bra or shirt, never both.

Twitter: @donetodeath

15.

Heading to Erewhon... https://t.co/1e8YUAvDCH

Twitter: @JoshMalina

16. In conclusion:

check out at erewhon with a single banana: your total is $46.73 check out at trader Joe’s with enough food to eat for a week and 9 bouquets of sunflowers: that’ll be $3.12, also would u like parking validation?

Twitter: @itsmarkjohns