If you like headass things and groceries, then you must LOVE Erewhon.
In case you're never heard of Erewhon — an anagram for "nowhere" — it's a boutique grocery market based in Los Angeles where you can get artisanal waters, overpriced berries, and celebrities buying the kale salad:
So, please enjoy these hilarious jokes about everyone's fave grocery store that has $$$$ on Google search:
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“If Whole Foods is first class, Erewhon is a private jet.”
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Erewhon prices make Whole Foods look like Walmart.
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Spotted at Erewhon today.
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How many geometric tattoos do I need before they let me into Erewhon?
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Bristol Farms, Erewhon, Ralph’s
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we really owe pam anderson an apology because her looks were considered so scandalous in the 90s and now they're just what bella hadid wears to erewhon
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I’m excited to see Meghan and Harry at Erewhon
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This is like $75 worth of stuff at Erewhon Market! https://t.co/IkPWdPrf83
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Paid $11 for strawberries in Erewhon (my fault for being there tbh) but if these are not the most strawberry-ing m’fing strawberries! Listen. Never again will I consume broke berries. If u see me selling feet pics this is why.
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i love that erewhon is named that because its "nowhere" backwards. because its also not. and that sort of push/pull is what the store is all about
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LAX Terminal 6: “We are now boarding all passengers in boarding group E as in ‘Erewhon.’”
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i just out loud said erewhon is my love language i need to move out of la
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I have spent more on juice at Erewhon than Trump has paid in taxes.
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First rule of Erewhon: Bra or shirt, never both.
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Heading to Erewhon... https://t.co/1e8YUAvDCH
16. In conclusion:
check out at erewhon with a single banana: your total is $46.73 check out at trader Joe’s with enough food to eat for a week and 9 bouquets of sunflowers: that’ll be $3.12, also would u like parking validation?