I'm Actually Speechless At These 21 Offensive Dating App Bios That For Some Reason People Thought Were Okay

If you're looking for a profile bio idea, these are NOT the way to go!

1. This person who thinks Tinder is his personal Build-a-Bear workshop:

Guy uses tinder like he's ordering a mail order bride from ChoosingBeggars

2. This person who can at least admit that they're super picky:

Tinder with its usual shenanigans from ChoosingBeggars

3. This person's bio that was very contradictory:

Try tinder from ChoosingBeggars

4. This bio that is bound to get more left swipes than right:

The choosing beggars of Tinder from ChoosingBeggars

5. This bio that was honestly tough to read all the way through:

So we have a tinder page at school... from ChoosingBeggars

6. This bio that makes me understand why people hate dating apps so much:

Found on r/tinder from ChoosingBeggars

7. This exchange that wasn't all that bad until the end:

At least she knows she's picky? (x-post r/Tinder) from ChoosingBeggars

8. This person who offers almost nothing but expects everything:

Is this a joke? from ChoosingBeggars

9. There's preferences and then there's this:

Blunt. Feminist. Liberal. xpost (r/Tinder) from ChoosingBeggars

10. This bio that is honestly too bad to be real:

Damn i hope she never gets a match from ChoosingBeggars

11. This person whose type seems like they're straight out of a mafia Wattpad fanfiction:

Alright let’s calm it woman from ChoosingBeggars

12. This bio that makes it seem like they're looking for a repair person instead of a date:

CB = Choosing Bumbles? from ChoosingBeggars

13. This person who's making me question what on earth "eyes as deep as the ocean" means:

Found on a bumble profile. His provided full body photo appeared to be him passed out drunk on the floor. from ChoosingBeggars

14. This person whose criteria leaves them with very little options:

My friend matched w/ this guy on Okcupid from ChoosingBeggars

15. This bio that will ensure this person has the absolute hardest time finding a match:

From okcupid from ChoosingBeggars

16. This person who requires an open-minded partner and yet their bio looks like this:

Part of the time-honored tradition of making a dating profile that demands everything and provides nothing. from ChoosingBeggars

17. This bio is basically a huge, bright red flag:

And now his bio is blank... Probably cause he realised no one enjoys seeing this. from ChoosingBeggars

18. This person who doesn't care if they come off as a bit high maintenance:

Hates tinder - is on tinder from ChoosingBeggars

19. This bio that is just very lackluster:

Found on OkCupid from ChoosingBeggars

20. This bio that makes this person come off as incredibly rude:

u/kevin32/ Reddit / Via reddit.com

21. And finally, this person who thinks using a fake photo will find them the love of their life:

I’m on a dating app with fake name and pictures and I super liked you but I expect you to talk to me first! from ChoosingBeggars