"He was pulling out and spitting into this cup. I've never been more in love in my life."
Patiently waiting for my significant other to also cast me in a movie.
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"Everything I've learned about Shawn Mendes and Camila Cabello has been against my will."
Kristen Bell And Dax Shepard's Daughter Had The Funniest Response When Her Parents Asked Her To Give Up A Toy Before Bed
Kids say the darndest things.
Kristen Bell Says Her Kids Leave Her Angry Notes Around The House And I Did Not Expect This Story To Be So Adorable
"I'm raising very strong women."
"I answered a question where I was being sarcastic and ironic."
I can't believe Blake and Ryan have been together for 10 years now!
"Choosing a career as an actress has made me a public figure, but my baby has made no such choice." —Halle Berry
Please tell me you bathe more than Hollywood celebs. 🧼
Terry Crews Called Out A Journalist Who Suggested He's One Of The Celebs Who Doesn't Bathe Regularly
Terry showers three times a day, OK?
Love is in the air (and also on the screen).
Kristen Bell And Dax Shepard’s Daughter Thought Her Doll’s Birthday Party Was Important Enough To Interrupt Their Live Interview, And I Agree With Her
It was a matter of utmost importance.
Kristen Bell Said She And Dax Shepard "Would 100% Not Be Married" If She Didn't "Self-Regulate" On Her Period
“Some women lose control, 100%.”
Kristen Bell Shared Some Hilarious Videos Of Dax Shepard Calling Her Out Over Her Use Of Toilet Paper
"What was the intention?"
Kristen Bell Explained Why She And Dax Shepard Go To Therapy Separately To "Complain" About Each Other
"By the time we meet up in the evening, we love each other again."
"I wish there were 364 more Father’s Days a year because you deserve it."
"For him, what a disaster."
16 Things Prince Harry Revealed About The Royal Family And Mental Health In His First Post-Oprah Interview
“It’s a mix of being in The Truman Show and being in the zoo.”
"Mom'ing has changed since I was a kid."
"You can drug-test me whenever you want."
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“I do suspect that mass reporting has something to do with it. We’ve heard this from Black creators as well, that their accounts and videos have been deleted or they feel they’ve been shadow-banned. It seems like marginalized people tend to report this on TikTok.”
Dax Shepard Explained How He Discussed His Relapse With His Young Daughters And Why He Was "Really Scared" To Speak About It Publicly
"I had built this whole identity in my head around having 16 years [of sobriety]."
"Yeah, we tell them the whole thing."
“He has this thing..."
“She feels in a sense that her livelihood is bound up in a sense of authenticity and candor and really being on the level with her fans.”
Do you really know how old these celebs are?
"It's important to us that we lead with the honesty of your 'perfect match' being a myth."
Dax Shepard Revealed Why He And Kristen Bell Are So Open About Their Marriage Struggles After Admitting To Fights So Intense They "Black Out"
Dax and Kristen have always been honest about their marriage, including revealing that it takes a "tremendous amount of therapy" to coexist and admitting they've been "at each other's throats" during lockdown.
Dax Shepard Revealed The Reason He Spoke Publicly About His Relapse Despite Being "Fearful" Of Losing Sponsorship Deals
"I had all kinds of bizarre fears. I have sponsors on my show — is that something that could cost me money financially?"
Now, this is what a healthy relationship looks like.
Dax Shepard Opened Up About His Drug Relapse This Year, And How Kristen Bell's Response "Saved His Life"
"I feel guilty saying this, but I still loved this year immensely."
“You’re dumb. Dumb. You deserve to lose money. Benjamin Moore should come running to give him some cash.”
Kristen has always been open and honest about her experiences as a mother, including sharing personal stories about her children, but draws the line at posting photos of them on social media.
"I have a lot to learn."
Kristen Bell Revealed She Will "Always Love" Dax Shepard In An Emotional Instagram Post After Opening Up About His Recent Relapse
"I love you, Dax Shepard, and I always will."
Kristen Bell Opened Up About What Dax Shepard Said When He Told Her He'd Relapsed After 16 Years Of Sobriety
"I will continue to stand by him because he's very, very worth it."
"It has a huge impact on me, and it seems to work for the kids as well."
Dax Shepard Revealed Why He's So Honest About His Past Drug Use Just Weeks Before Sharing His Relapse After 16 Years Of Sobriety
"If you're not going to be honest about stuff, there are just roadblocks."
It was a long week.
"An episode I hoped I'd never have to record."
Two perfect little turds.
Kristen Bell Praised Dax Shepard After He Posted A Video Shaving His Hair Off So He Could Match Their Daughter
"[My daughter] requested a specific haircut a few days ago, and now I want to match her."
"I'm gonna get a lot of flak for this. And let me start by saying I don't care."
Kristen Bell Shared The Adorable Hand Drawn Card Her Daughter Made To Celebrate Dax Shepard's Sobriety Anniversary
"Happy birthday Daxy. Thank you for dedicating your life to the hard and wonderful work of sobriety, so that we could share it with you."
Kristen Bell Revealed Her Five-Year-Old Is No Longer In Diapers After People Mom-Shamed Her And Called It "Humiliating"
"I’ve never met a high-schooler who pees their pants all day. It’s going to stop at some point."
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Remember Andrew Garfield and Emma Stone? A simpler time.
"We started quarantine needing a little marriage house cleaning."
"When I get interviewed, people say, 'How do you balance it all?'"
Kristen Bell Told Ellen The Story Of Dax Shepard Crushing "All The Bones In His Hand" In A Quarantine Accident And Being "Too Scared" To Tell Her
"I just don't want to be in trouble.'"
Kristen Bell Revealed She's Been "Absolutely Miserable" Homeschooling Her Kids During Quarantine After Her Daughter Dragged Her In A Personal Essay
"The two worst words in the human language: Home schooling."
This gets them a guaranteed spot in the Good Place!
Kristen Bell Said She And Dax Shepard Made A Deal To "Role-Play" Apologising After They Fight In Front Of Their Kids
"Whenever we make up behind closed doors, we role-play the next morning."
Because love is about making it work.
#TBT to when Emily Blunt and Michael Bublé were happily in love.
"I didn't get an apology, but I got a dog!"
"2050 is as far away as 1990."
"Oh my god, so gross."
"It's very important that you don't tell anyone at school."
"I want them to be resourceful."
Like the time she caught anal worms.
"When you are living with gratitude each moment, the dates become irrelevant."
This Pic Of Dax Shepard At The "Frozen 2" Premiere Is So Cute That It'll Warm Up Even The Coldest Hearts
You really love to see it.
I genuinely can't tell them apart.
Don't mess with the Shepard-Bells.
Kristen was left facepalming while Dax "talked Jay-Z's ear off" and recited his own lyrics to his face.
Oh, to be the child of A-listers.
We've lived through so much, omg.
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GoT, first kisses, meeting Beyoncé, and more.
I never thought I'd read the sentence “In the kitchen, I enter the Jell-O," and yet here we are.
"That choice was presented to me and I chose her."
"I'm extraordinarily happy that he has stayed sober, because that's what allows me to have him in my life as a husband and as a father."
"If my daughters are horny and they decided they want to have sex, I am very pro sex."
Kristen Bell Was Accused Of "Exploiting" A Child Actor In Her New Commercial And She Had The Best Response
"So your kids deserve privacy, but you don't mind exploiting other people's children for monetary gain?"
Dax Shepard Revealed The Pretty Harsh Thoughts He Had About Kristen Bell At The Start Of Their Relationship
"I never, ever, ever was like: "Oh, I hope I can keep Kristen."
Don't mess with Dax and Kristen.
It's Kristen Bell, are you surprised?
Kristen Bell And Dax Shepard Were Asked To Comment On Their "Kinky Sex Life," And They Hilariously Shut It Down
"I'd love to comment but it's hard with this ball gag in."
"Weed rules. Once a week, if I am exhausted and we are about to sit down and watch 60 Minutes, why not?"
"You have become the fertilizer in the garden of our life, encouraging everyone to grow."
"Please send help."
Dax Shepard will be hosting the show.
"So far, they've obliged."
"I'm, like, hitting her butt, it's amazing!"
"Look, I'll get controversial."
The award-winning talk show host got serious about a number of topics in this interview.
"Know that everyone is doing the best with what they've got."
"I really need you to suck this out."
It turns out 2017 wasn't all bad after all.
Kristen Bell Shares Her Labor And Delivery Photos, Continues To Be The Most Relatable Celeb Mom Ever
Yes, even Anna from Frozen wore those ubiquitous mesh underwear.
Her obsession with Game of Thrones is the stuff that dreams are made of.
"My only fear is that people see us and think, Oh, I just need to find my Kristen Bell. That’s not true."
Someone give these guys a medal for their captions.