It's time to decide whether Bey or Jay is the bigger baller.
FYI, not all dolls are created equal.
Are you more of a hacker or a getaway driver?
Do you have an old or young palate?
14 Hilarious Tweets In Response To RDJ, Mark Ruffalo, And Zoe Saldana Standing Up For Chris Pratt After He Was Called "The Worst Chris"
"You have the moral backbone of a chocolate eclair."
"Dinosaurs lived on the other side of the galaxy."
It starts off easy, then gets really, really hard.
How good is your memory really?
"I prefer you in leather, anyway."
It's harder than you think!
"She’ll eat your heart, like Jeffrey Dahmer" ...ummmmm no thanks.
It now reads “Japanese BBQ finger ♡”.
The customer is not always right.
Is American bacon superior?
A reminder to always read the reviews.
"Don't make me think I can hurt you."
Never cross any of these people.
"You Aren’t Boring I Just Suck At Conversations, I’m Sorry: a novel by me."
"How dont nobody be hearing michael myers sneak up on them in them loud ass timbs."
Now's your chance to play along with the band and find out which member ~you're~ most similar to...
*Warning* Controversial questions ahead.
"You nicknamed my daughter after the Loch Ness monster?"
"Why didn't Cinderella just beat they asses."
"When I was learning to parallel park, my dad used my sister and brother as traffic cones."
Girls be like "can you get my lip gloss from my purse? Just reach in and head left, take a right at the wallet then turn left til you pass 3 nutrigrain bars..."
From Lea Michele being illiterate to Khloé Kardashian's paternity, these theories are intense.
They did ~the most~ in the best possible way.
"Men: seriously why do you need such a big bag????? Also men: can I put this in your bag."
There's A New Meme Where People Combine Merida From "Brave" With Scottish Twitter And I Can't Stop Laughing
Is it too late to re-record the voices for Wreck-It Ralph 2?
The ultimate carb showdown.
Zac Efron's Brother Posted A Thirst Trap So Zac Reacted Like Any Sibling And Trolled The Hell Out Of It
Celebrity siblings are just like us, who knew?
C'mon guys, you had one job. H/T: /r/CrappyDesign
"No biggie, just a Tarantula Hawk Wasp that can put your arm in a state of paralysis."
Who knew the dictionary could be so damn shady?
"Did you notice how much natural light there is?" "The beer?"
If you're in need of a good chuckle – these are for you.
Have you felt the burn of your thighs rubbing together?
The King of Twitter Trolling is back at it again.
It's time we showed some respect to the true heroes of this universe.
Never tell a kid they're allowed to swear.
Warning: These are very, very, NSFW.
You get out what you put in, which in this case, is failure.
Give these dads a medal.
"Scarlett Johansson has the emotional range of a fucking celery."
"I just did a presentation in class and i was stuttering and someone in the back yelled 'RE-RE-REMIX'. I'm dropping out."
Don't come for Chrissy.
The one with all the inconsistencies.
Sometimes things don't work out the way you expect.
They're way ahead of their time.
Chrissy Teigen Found Out Cardi B Wants A Threesome With Her And Rihanna, So Obviously She Tweeted Her Reaction
"I need Chrissy Teigen, I know a bad bitch when I see one."
"I thought the penis just stayed inside the vagina. No thrusting or anything. I thought thrusting was just for the kinky."
"Sorry class, my dog ate everyone's homework."
"*flirting* so what fruit do you have in your town?"
"Just hugged my dentist thinking he was going in for one but really he was just taking off my dental bib."
I'd 100% still eat all of these.
There's no Chrissy Legend here.
Have any of these people ever even MET a woman?
Wearing a jumpsuit and having to get butt-ass naked just to pee.
Why does nobody eat the food they order at restaurants?
Truly a rollercoaster of events.
"FOODHACK: put a bread in the toaster for a crunchy surprise."
It's our choices that show what we truly are – so make good ones.
"Oh you're a millennial? Name one industry you've killed."
"'This is a mistake' — I whisper as I leave my house."
Me: wow this is fucked up. Vagina: idk it's kinda hot.
Keep these people out of the kitchen at all costs.
"I don't even like celery."
Find your true calling in life.
Give all of these people a medal.
For once, it's not so bad to be single.
What is the objective? Survive.
"I look horrendous!"
It feels so good being bad.
Pizza rolls for $22? Something tells me Bill Gates doesn't go shopping very often.
"Next thing you know, I was pregnant."
They should probably just order takeout next time.
"'LIVE. LAUGH. LOVE.' commands the small cushion. You whisper 'I'm trying' but that only makes it angrier."
What's worse – mayonnaise or mustard?
The truth is in the toast.
Even great movies can have underwhelming endings.
You put it in the bag and tie a little bow.
"Honestly unbelievable and deeply inspirational Instagram game."
To all the people who just thought "fuck it, why not?"
"You lower your voice as much as you can and say 'EA SPORTS IT’S IN THE GAME' along with the TV. Life is good."
Turns out it's not just cats who can be (adorable) jerks!
"Do they think I'm the baby?"
Can you spot the real from the fake?
"'You're not like other girls.' My guy I am the amalgamation of every single girl I've ever thought was cool."
Are you happy to go out of your culinary comfort zone?
If you've seen all 60 of these movies, you're probably immortal.
There's wrong and then there's very wrong.
Your instincts say more than you might think.