“It’s always interesting when I get a letter from someone who doesn’t even know what their problem is. This woman was thinking ‘I have a friend who can’t find a man.’ It turns out her problem was, ‘My friend is an addict.’”
“What about large-scale events like concerts? It depends. Are they outside? Or are they inside? If it’s down the street at Fred’s Bar — then I ain’t going inside.”
“You’ve got Angelina Jolie. You’ve got ripped Kumail Nanjiani. What else do you need to know?”
“Each of us, we’re the main character in our own lives. So, when you’re the main character, it’s like, How *dare* someone not want to be with me right now? Even though I just broke up with them.’”
“Guys, I can’t stop talking about the ‘Imagine’ video. It comes back to haunt my nightmares.”
“The most outrageous offer this doctor could recall was a patient asking, ‘If I donate $25,000 to Cedars-Sinai, will that help me get a spot that’s closer to the front?’”
“You don’t have to love your body, but how about loving yourself? How about having unconditional positive regard for your humanity and not objectifying yourself. What would that be like?”
“Beyond Pornhub, it’s created this environment of fear for the industry at large and sex workers — about growing financial discrimination and what they’re calling a war on porn.”
“You’ve seen this very awkward tightrope walk. They won’t say that Trump lost, but they also won’t say that Biden lost.”
“This felt like a year where the memes were a lot weirder and darker. They were really funny but had some strange origins.”
Expert advice-giver Stephen LaConte is back with more answers to your questions on everything from sex blogs, secret lesbian affairs, and wild bachelor parties.
"This almost looked like a very different film, with a very different cast."
“One thing we were able to uncover was that there was another victim who came forward, years after Emilie did, but while Emilie was still alive.”
The former couple took part in a live reading of Fast Times at Ridgemont High as a benefit for charity and it got, uh, intimate.
Her solo project, The Amber Ruffin Show, launches on NBC's streaming service, Peacock, Sept. 25.
Latif Nasser wants his new science show, Connected, to leave you saying, “Oh my god, I'm never gonna think about dust the same way again."
“Our community should be finishing out Pride Month by marching right alongside with Black Lives Matter — because if it wasn’t for people of color, if it wasn’t for Black trans women starting the fight for equality, starting that riot at Stonewall, we wouldn't be marching in a parade.”
“But if I replaced [Travis Barker], the band would become really rubbish, he’s like so, so, so good.”
Harry Potter himself reads you the first Harry Potter book, we have real facts about Mexico that have nothing to do with Karen’s dumb mustache and fake accent, plus comedian Josh Gondelman on how he’s managing to keep it together, some deets about his new podcast, and what he’s learned from working on “Desus and Mero.”
“I’ve been able to relate to this desire to run away from the election because I’ve been running away from politics my whole life.”
