Here's 28 Famous Couples — Half Of Them Fly Under The Radar And The Other Half Shove Their Relationships Down Our Throats

"Everything I've learned about Shawn Mendes and Camila Cabello has been against my will."

1. Too Much: Shawn Mendes and Camila Cabello

Instagram: @shawnmendes

Whether it's their weird makeout habits, or their odd walks, or, god forbid, Shawn dirty talking in his sleep...as the viral tweet said, everything we've learned about this relationship has been against our will. 

2. Not Enough: Rihanna and A$AP Rocky

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Rihanna isn't a stranger to keeping her business, you know, her business, but I NEED TO KNOW MORE!

3. Too Much: Will Smith and Jada Pinkett Smith

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Collectively, as a couple, they need to take a step back from the red table. TBT to Jada's ~entanglement~ with August Alsina. 

4. Not Enough: Maya Rudolph and Paul Thomas Anderson

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Be honest...did you even know that these two were together? And if you did...did you even know they had four children together???

5. Too Much: Machine Gun Kelly and Megan Fox

Instagram: @meganfox

I saw a tweet that said MGK and MFx are our generation's Billy Bob Thornton and Angelina Jolie and I. Felt. That. Like, queue the Megan-gifting-MGK-a-vial-of-her-blood thing.  

6. Not Enough: Serena Williams and Olympia's dad

Instagram: @alexisohanian / Getty Images

They're so under the radar, I don't even know the dude's name!!! (JK, I know his name is Alexis Ohanian Sr.) 

7. Too Much: Travis Barker and Kourtney Kardashian

Instagram: @kourtneykardash

Three months ago, I truly thought Travis Barker was in Linkin Park... Now? I feel like I know almost everything about him aside from his social security number. 

8. Not Enough: Emily Blunt and John Krasinski

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The irony of these two humans starring in A Quiet Place is that that title also describes the exact scenario if you were in a room with Emily and John and you asked them to make a public comment about their love life. 

9. Too Much: Brian Austin Green and Sharna Burgess

Instagram: @sharnaburgess

The fact that we have to see these two every week on Dancing With the Stars is a burden. I'm just glad we don't have to deal with the Sharna/Brian vs. Megan/MGK social media wars anymore. 

10. Not Enough: Zoë Kravitz and Channing Tatum

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Namely...are they even officially together??? 

11. Too Much: Meghan Trainor and Daryl Sabara

Instagram: @darylsabara

WHY! DO! I! KNOW! THEIR! POOPING! HABITS?!

12. Not Enough: Michael B. Jordan and Lori Harvey

Instagram: @loriharvey

To be a fly on the wall of their relationship...

13. Too Much: Kristen Bell and Dax Shepherd

Instagram: @kristenanniebell

I feel like these two use the internet as their marriage counselor. 

14. Not Enough: Harry Styles and Olivia Wilde

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See: Michael B. and Lori Harvey. 

15. Too Much: John Mulaney and Olivia Munn

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Their relationship timeline is a lil' too sus for my liking, so any info about them is too much info IMO.

16. Not Enough: Jason Momoa and Lisa Bonet

Instagram: @prideofgypsies

Clearly Zoë learned her dating habits from her mama because Lisa keeps her relationship with Jason on the HELLA DL!

17. Too Much: Mark Consuelos and Kelly Ripa

Instagram: @instasuelos

You show me someone who doesn't know the inner details of Mark and Kelly's sex life, and I'll show you a liar.  

18. Not Enough: Sarah Paulson and Holland Taylor

Instagram: @mssarahcatharinepaulson

Everything about them as a couple says, "Our business is OUR business," but that doesn't keep a girl from wishing for more!

19. Too Much: Kylie Jenner and Travis Scott

Instagram: @kyliejenner

If I never heard their names again, it would still be too soon. 

20. Not Enough: Suki Waterhouse and Robert Pattinson

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Those Brits love to keep things close to the vest. 

21. Too Much: Kaitlyn Bristowe and Jason Tartick

Instagram: @kaitlynbristowe

As someone deeply embedded in Bach nation, I get that they're like one of three couples who are still together, but still. Less is more. 

22. Not Enough: Zendaya and Tom Holland

Instagram: @tomholland2013

Somehow, even though these two are some of the biggest stars in Hollywood, they were able to keep their relationship out of the public for...IDEK for how long! We still barely know anything about them!

23. Too Much: Grimes and Elon Musk

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They're not together...and yet, they are...and yet, we still know too much. I feel like anyone who logs onto Twitter is a part of their relationship. 

24. Not Enough: Eva Mendes and Ryan Gosling

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I truly forget that they're together. Not to mention, they have a whopping three photos of them together in public. 

25. Too Much: Justin Bieber and Hailey Bieber

Instagram: @haileybieber

There are four entities in this relationship: Justin, Hailey, their Faith, and the Internet. 

26. Not Enough: Taika Waititi and Rita Ora

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I'm still reeling from the photo of Taika, Rita, and Tessa Thompson! Let alone these two humans as a collective unit. 

27. Too Much: Cardi B and Offset

Instagram: @iamcardib

Logging off can be beneficial for everyone. I do not need to know these two's emotions at any given time on any given day. 

28. Not Enough: Ricky Martin and Jwan Yosef

Instagram: @jwanyosef

These two...I could know all there is to know about them, and it still would not be enough. 

Which couples are you tired of hearing about? And which couples do you want a biiiiiiiit more info on? Sound off in the comments below!