Goddess, show us the way.
In case you needed another reason to love her.
"How do you kick a ceiling by accident?!"
"I’m just gonna say it, Dumbledore is a daddy."
Also immer. Hoffentlich.
"Harry Potter named all his kids like some nerd who had just finished reading Harry Potter."
When movie magic doesn't work.
"Target Staples Aldi Dicks."
"We are here to make you think about death and get sad and stuff!"
Für jede großartige Idee gibt es eine peinliche.
Ay dios mío!
I'm already in STITCHES. *bu-dum-tss*
Hand all of these a diploma.
Toi, toi, toi!
"She has successfully obtained the power position."
"Your twenties are great, then your thirties come around the corner like a garbage truck at 5:00 AM."
"My grandma literally has 23 framed portraits of her farm animals hanging on her wall....no grandchildren, only animals..."
Krass clevere Lifehacks. Glaube ich.
"I think she is insatiable." *side eye*
Man gönnt sich ja sonst nix.
Klar ist: Du besitzt deine Katze nicht. Sie besitzt dich.
"Seriously, no one just looks down at their crotch and smiles."
Of course they're all funny, too.
They didn't have to go the extra mile, but they did.
"Why is being alive so expensive?!"
How do you meet-cute?
"Have you ever been spanked?"
"And good Jovi to you, sir."
"My king! My king!"
"That's how we're gonna win. Not fighting what we hate, saving what we love."
"I came up with a whole arch for the character."
Hier liegen Lebensmittel.
Timing ist alles!
They're also pretty funny too, tbh.
"What's the difference between falling in love and a crush? If they get a haircut and they're ugly, it's a crush."
Hey, at least your mom isn't watching you hump a stranger.
"Winter Olympics: Bobsled. Me, an intellectual: Robertsled."
At least they tried?
What should we call you, buddy?
"You humans have so many emotions! You only need two: anger and confusion!"
He wins for being the coolest Bachchan though.
This could be your life. Just saying.
*Tyra Banks voice* Needy and annoying...but make it hilarious.
Alam mo yung Do Re Mi? Do Re Mi gusto ako sa 'yo.
"Avoid pouring on crotch area."