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    123 Puns That You'll Need To Be A Little Clever To Get

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    Everyone has an opinion on puns. Our uncalled-for opinion is that they are hilarious. (We bet your dad would agree.) So we rounded up the funniest puns — with the help of Reddit, Twitter and Tumblr — that will cause sheer pun-demonium!

    1. "What is a Pepsi lover's favorite school subject? Fizz-ics."

    u/Skystrike7

    2. "I bought a pair of shoes from my drug dealer the other day. I don't know what he laced them with but I was trippin' all day."

    u/unbelizeable1

    3. "I went shopping for cherries and mics the other day. Bought a bing, bought a boom."

    u/ashalhashim

    4. "What did one body spray say to another? I can't understand you, your axe scent is too strong."

    u/PepperClover

    5. "To write with a broken pencil is pointless."

    u/ForeskinPrideFakeTit

    6. "Why would you stand in a corner if it is 90 degrees? That's way too hot."

    u/FireLordBulb

    7. "What do you call nitrogen when the sun comes up? Daytrogen."

    u/CakeLiePotatOS

    8. "After a concert, I asked ten puns if they liked the sound quality. The feedback was awful; no pun in ten did."

    u/CiaranM87

    9. "You could go ahead and start telling dad jokes now, although since you're not a real dad yet, that'd be a faux pa."

    u/notonrexmanningday

    10. "The other day a man assaulted me with milk, cream, and butter. How dairy."

    u/EvilMorganFreeman

    11. "How do you throw a space party? You planet."

    u/Who_cares_about_name

    12. "What do you call a cow that just gave birth? DeCALFinated."

    u/wenadin

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    14. "Have you heard about the corduroy pillow? It's making headlines everywhere!"

    u/oposada

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    16. "That scarecrow is really good at his job. He's outstanding in his field."

    u/fitzlurker

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    Twitter: @BulbaTube

    18. "What do you get when you mix alcohol and literature? Tequila Mockingbird"

    u/PepperClover

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    20. "Never tell a pun to a kleptomaniac because they always take things literally."

    u/Coldpiss

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    I'm not appreciated enough. Saw this bread and not one person laughed when I said "dat ass dough".

    Twitter: @MrBenLHall

    22. "What kind of music do you play at a space party? Neptunes."

    u/MoonMoon_2015

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    Batman from puns

    24. "One bird can't make a pun. But toucan."

    u/not_even_a_doggo

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    26. "Atoms are such liars...they make up everything."

    u/t33g33

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    28. "I, for one, like Roman numerals."

    u/SGNick

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    30. "Orion’s Belt is a waist of space...Not the best pun, admittedly, I’d give it 3 stars out of 5."

    u/Rt4Konflict

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    33. "Walking on the shore, I spotted a gigantic clam. I tried to drag it back home but I had to stop 'cause I pulled a mussel."

    u/KeinuSulttaani

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    35. "Studying to become a licensed funeral director is a grave undertaking."

    u/Back2Bach

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    37. "Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?"

    u/steggo

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    ME: How much to buy a singing ensemble? PRODUCER: You mean a choir? ME: Fine, how much to acquire a singing ensemble?

    Twitter: @daemonic3

    39. "What do you call a snobbish prisoner going down the stairs? A con-descending."

    u/akiramari

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    We ordered Chinese food and it didn’t come with any cookies and I can’t stop talking about how ‘unfortunate’ this is.

    Twitter: @simoncholland

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    Twitter: @GeorgeResch

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    [harp meeting] "What's up, fellow harps!" You're not a real harp "I am so!" Nah, you're too small to be a harp" "Are you calling me a lyre?"

    Twitter: @thepunningman

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    Twitter: @TabathaSouthey

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    I was home for Christmas and my parents cooked a beef tenderloin. I said, “Man, Budapest is going to love this.” They asked who Budapest was. I said “I named my stomach Budapest because it’s the capital of HUNGRY” and that’s when they stopped calling me son

    Twitter: @TLBurkhalter

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    Twitter: @thepunningman

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    Ehhhh??? from puns

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    Twitter: @MichaelJErhart

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    Twitter: @homealonedra

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    [on doorstep after date] me: what would you say to coffee? her: I dunno, maybe "how have you BEAN?" me: that's pretty good you can come in

    Twitter: @MarfSalvador

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    friend: "ok, when does a joke become a 'dad joke'?" me, with no hesitation: "when it becomes apparent"

    Twitter: @MikeTaddow

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    There are good cheese puns and bad cheese puns. Between them, there’s a gruyerea.

    Twitter: @MJMcKean

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    I remember my moms Uncle Joe died and got cremated and we were on the way to the funeral and she said she wanted some coffee and my older brother said “well we got a box ‘a Joe right here” and that didn’t make her laugh

    Twitter: @RemmyBux

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    A sign in the window reads CURED MEATS. Inside, a salami takes his first steps since the accident. A prosciutto learns to forgive.

    Twitter: @ceejoyner

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    One time I prepared homemade soup and I texted a girl a photo of it and said “get you a man who can do broth” and she left me on read

    Twitter: @SortaBad

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    Is that... is that the Fanta of the Opera?

    Twitter: @yzfreedman

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    football coach: i need you guys to make a play (8 months later at opening night) football coach: wait wtf is this

    Twitter: @rancheroni

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    A lady just dropped a steak while I was at Aldi. I said whoops now it’s ground beef. She didn’t laugh or seem slightly amused but that’s showbiz baby

    Twitter: @Pat_Lenz

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    Why do Cows have hooves instead of feet? They Lactose

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    Twitter: @myafropuff

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    doggo from Punny

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    Twitter: @ThePunnyWorld

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    Who gets this joke?! It took me a minute to figure it out... #TheJadeShow

    Twitter: @2dayfmniagara

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    Took me way too long to figure this pun out.... Let me know how you go?

    Twitter: @HarmieRoo

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    Someone explain this pun to me? I don't get it

    Twitter: @shannanleighbee

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    Here's a cute pun. If you can figure it out, send it to your sweetie!

    Twitter: @ShutUpCartoons

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    When you tryna be cheesy but everyone around you is laughtose intolerant

    Twitter: @coliegestudent

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    silently waiting your turn to unleash the literal game changer

    Twitter: @rottingpain

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    Doctor: What seems to be the trouble? Me: I have pain in both legs

    Twitter: @thepunningman

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    This article contains content from Andy Golder, Dave Stopera, Andrew Ziegler, Angelica Martinez, Tanner Greenring, and Hattie Soykan. It was compiled by Kelly Rissman.