It's 2004 and you just watched Napoleon Dynamite for the first time. But then you had to watch it for a second time because the dancing scene was just too incredible to see just once.
We feel you. It's been almost 20 years and we still think about this movie a lot. So we rounded up the most memorable Napoleon Dynamite quotes that live rent-free in our heads — and GOSH they're funny!
1. "This tastes like the cow got into the onion patch." —Napoleon
2. "That one's good. Looks like a medieval warrior." —Napoleon
3. “Does the chicken have large talons?” —Napoleon
4. "LaFawnduh is *the* best thing that has ever happened to me. I'm 100% positive she's my soul mate. Don't worry Napoleon, I'm sure there's a babe out there for you too. Peace out." —Kip
5. "It'd be nice if you could pull me into town." —Kip
6. "What are you going to do today, Napoleon?" —Kid on the bus
7. "How was school?" —Grandma
8. "Your mom goes to college!" —Kip
9. "If you vote for me, all of your wildest dreams will come true." —Pedro
10. "Um, hello. Would you like to look like this?" —Deb
"This is a girl." —Napoleon
11. "Sure, the World Wide Web is great, But you, you make me salivate." —Kip
12. "I wish you would get out of my life and shut up." —Napoleon
13. "Kay, hold still right there. Now, just imagine you're weightless, in the middle of the ocean, surrounded by tiny little seahorses." —Deb
14. "Knock it off, Napoleon. Make yourself a dang quesadilla!" —Grandma
15. "I mean, we chat online for like two hours every day, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious." —Kip
16. "Are you guys having a killer time?" —Napoleon
"Yes." —Deb
17. "Tina, you fat lard. Come get some dinner. Tina, eat. Food. Eat the FOOD!" —Napoleon
18. “ gonna eat your tots?” —Napoleon
19. "Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills!” —Napoleon
20. "How much you wanna make a bet I can throw a football over them mountains?" —Uncle Rico
21. " know, there's, like, a boatload of gangs at this school. This one gang kept wanting me to join because I'm pretty good with a bo staff." —Napoleon
22. "So you guys are, like, Pedro's cousins with all the sweet hookups?" —Napoleon
23. "Then I realized that it was my hair that was making my head hot. So I went into my kitchen and I shaved it all off." —Pedro
24. "I caught you a delicious bass." —Napoleon
25. "I like your sleeves. They're real big." —Napoleon
"Thank you. I made them myself." —Deb
26. "What are you drawing?" —Deb
"A liger." —Napoleon
"What’s a liger?" —Deb
"It’s pretty much my favorite animal. It’s like a lion and a tiger mixed. Bred for its skills in magic." —Napoleon
27. "Well, will you do me a favor, then? Can you bring me my ChapStick?" —Napoleon
"No, Napoleon." —Kip
"But my lips hurt real bad!" —Napoleon
28. “Napoleon, don’t be jealous that I’ve been chatting online with babes all day. Besides, we both know that I’m training to be a cage fighter.” —Kip
"Since when, Kip? You have the worst reflexes of all time." —Napoleon
29. "Take a look at what I'm wearing, people. You think anybody wants a roundhouse kick to the face while I'm wearing these bad boys? Forget about it." —Rex
This article contains content from Hannah Marder, Robin Edds, and Jamie Jirak. It was compiled by Kelly Rissman.