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    24 "Napoleon Dynamite" Quotes That Remain Hilarious

    “You gonna eat your tots?” —Napoleon

    It's 2004 and you just watched Napoleon Dynamite for the first time. But then you had to watch it for a second time because the dancing scene was just too incredible to see just once.

    We feel you. It's been almost 20 years and we still think about this movie a lot. So we rounded up the most memorable Napoleon Dynamite quotes that live rent-free in our heads — and GOSH they're funny!

    1. "What are you going to do today, Napoleon?" —Kid on the bus

    2. "How was school?" —Grandma

    3. "Your mom goes to college!" —Kip

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    4. "If you vote for me, all of your wildest dreams will come true." —Pedro

    5. "Um, hello. Would you like to look like this?" —Deb

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    "This is a girl." —Napoleon

    6. "Sure, the World Wide Web is great, But you, you make me salivate." —Kip

    7. "I wish you would get out of my life and shut up." —Napoleon

    8. "Kay, hold still right there. Now, just imagine you're weightless, in the middle of the ocean, surrounded by tiny little seahorses." —Deb

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    9. "Knock it off, Napoleon. Make yourself a dang quesadilla!" —Grandma

    10. "I mean, we chat online for like two hours every day, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious." —Kip

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    11. "Are you guys having a killer time?" —Napoleon

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    "Yes." —Deb

    12. "Tina, you fat lard. Come get some dinner. Tina, eat. Food. Eat the FOOD!" —Napoleon

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    13. “You gonna eat your tots?” —Napoleon

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    14. "Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills!” —Napoleon

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    15. "How much you wanna make a bet I can throw a football over them mountains?" —Uncle Rico

    16. "You know, there's, like, a boatload of gangs at this school. This one gang kept wanting me to join because I'm pretty good with a bo staff." —Napoleon

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    17. "So you guys are, like, Pedro's cousins with all the sweet hookups?" —Napoleon

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    18. "Then I realized that it was my hair that was making my head hot. So I went into my kitchen and I shaved it all off." —Pedro

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    19. "I caught you a delicious bass." —Napoleon

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    20. "I like your sleeves. They're real big." —Napoleon

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    "Thank you. I made them myself." —Deb

    21. "What are you drawing?" —Deb

    "A liger." —Napoleon

    "What’s a liger?" —Deb

    "It’s pretty much my favorite animal. It’s like a lion and a tiger mixed. Bred for its skills in magic." —Napoleon

    22. "Well, will you do me a favor, then? Can you bring me my ChapStick?" —Napoleon

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    "No, Napoleon." —Kip

    "But my lips hurt real bad!" —Napoleon

    23. “Napoleon, don’t be jealous that I’ve been chatting online with babes all day. Besides, we both know that I’m training to be a cage fighter.” —Kip

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    "Since when, Kip? You have the worst reflexes of all time." —Napoleon

    24. "Take a look at what I'm wearing, people. You think anybody wants a roundhouse kick to the face while I'm wearing these bad boys? Forget about it." —Rex

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    This article contains content from Hannah Marder, Robin Edds, and Jamie Jirak. It was compiled by Kelly Rissman.