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These Chatime Monsters Are The Ugliest Things I’ve Ever Seen And I’m Obsessed With Them

I want to adopt them all and have them aimlessly floating around my home.

If you've been anywhere near a Chatime recently, chances are you've noticed their interesting, ahem, marketing as of late.

Now I understand why so many people are apprehensive, but I have to say, as soon as I spotted these lumpy weirdos I fell in love. First off, we’ve got Sir All Head. I call him that because he is basically all head — bless him.

Then, of course, there's Horby, our baby and horse hybrid, who does a little dance and falls over at the sight of bubble tea, which is a huge mood.

We've got fan-named Chateets, who loosely resembles the caterpillar from Alice In Wonderland — if they grew arms and legs and were blessed with milk tea udders. Yum.

There are even a couple more creatures for you to spot in and around your local Chatime, like the lumpy green dog with the flap-flap ears or the bubble tea with a face (Mr. Bobaboba). You'll know it when you see it.