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    68 Senior Quotes So Good You'll Kinda Want To Steal Them

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    1. "I'm not great at senior quotes. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?"

    2. "Ignorance is bliss; that's why I'm miserable."

    via @borawardpatient

    3. "I bet you didn't even know this was an option. 😉😎👳🏽‍♀️👌🏻🐫🇺🇸"

    via yearbookquotes

    4. "The only things straight about me are the lines I paint."

    via @Art_P3rry

    5. "I'm sorry, did my shoulders distract you from reading this quote?"

    via @emilybotnen

    6. "WE" —Alice Nguyen

    "ARE" —Kim Nguyen

    "NOT" —Theresa Nguyen

    "RELATED" —Vivian Nguyen

    via @dannallen

    7. "My A's turned to B's and so did my grades, God bless."

    via u/Alabaster_Sugarfoot

    8. "The carpet matches the drapes."

    via @joshwheeler_13

    9. "I need feminism because I intend on marrying rich, and I can't do that if my wife and I are making .75 cent for every dollar a man makes."

    via @the_female_lead

    10. "SpongeBob SquarePants, season 3, episode 25, minute 5:44"

    11. "That wasn't like High School Musical at all."

    via Setharooni

    12. "I'm that Nigerian prince that keeps emailing you."

    via yearbookquotes

    13. "I like my women how I like my coffee. I don't like coffee."

    via @LipsTaco

    14. "Now you can call me Madison Hypothesis because I'm an educated Guess." —Madison Guess

    via @MadisonGuess

    15. "High School — Well...Just as I thought...Trash."

    via @_mcmilly

    16. "Someone post this as a meme. I need to prove that getting on the front page of r/me_irl is easy. They'll upvote anything, even a Senior quote."

    via u/bdstel

    17. "At least my name wasn't Ted." —Blake Bundy

    via @jgardner53_

    18. "I was the Beyoncé in a school full of Michelles."

    Beyonce waving goodbye at a basketball game with Jay Z behind her

    19. "I like my coffee how I like myself: dark, bitter, and too hot for you."

    via ddarksskin

    20. "You can't choose your father, but you can choose your daddy."

    via toriann1717

    21. "And they were roommates!" —Miriam Fitts

    "Oh my god, they were roommates." —Kaele Tobias Martinez

    via @mirimoo_

    22. "Shoot for the moon; if you miss you will die in outer space, which is cool." —Katya Zamolodchikova

    via @gallivance

    23. "What if one day you woke up and you were a chicken?"

    via @ASamanthaRae

    24. "I listen to The Weeknd more than I listen to my teachers."

    via @mariatesfaye_

    25. "Don't follow your dreams, follow me on Twitter @GeorgeNanouh!"

    via george__nanouh

    26. "Whether I gave all my effort, or no effort, I'm always giving Max effort." —Maxwell Traylor

    via @AudreyTraylor

    27. "Ravioli, ravioli, give me my diplomioli."

    via @justkatetbh

    28. "Hannah Montana said nobody's perfect, but here I am."

    29. "Of all the verses in the good book, this one has gotten me through these four years: Lunch 12:22."

    via @joebob_III

    30. "All y'all fake."

    via @Barely_Will

    31. "Of course I dress well, I didn't spend all that time in the closet for nothing."

    via @sammie_walls

    32. "All pizzas are personal pizzas if you try hard enough."

    via kaileebrown_13

    33. "You can catch a lot of flies with honey, but you can catch more honeys being fly."

    via @abrummettfor3

    34. "I am not Amith. I am a legend."

    via u/Foliews

    35. "They say you are what you eat, but I don't remember eating a goat."

    via @alexis_levister

    36. "I have used my textbooks ONCE in these four years, it was as a plate for a waffle."

    via @iisabelleiz

    37. "Yes I was born on a Tuesday. No, my brothers' names aren't Wednesday and Monday." —Tuesday Dermargosian

    via tuesdaydermargosian

    38. "'You miss 100% of the shots you don't take. —Wayne Gretzky' —Michael Scott"

    Michael puts his foot on Jim's desk

    39. "I'm already hungry tomorrow."

    via @JOMICURLS

    40. "'Sam just stole my girl again.' —Everyone" —Samuel Teehee

    via @hanteehee

    41. "I started high school with straight A's; now I'm not even straight."

    via @FinestCharliee

    42. "'No.' —Rosa Parks"

    via @kaitlinshaww

    43. "Education is important but biceps are importanter."

    via @el_prietito

    44. "Aye, the beat go off..." —Jason Sears

    "...I UP AND THEN MY HEAT GO OFF!!" —Mikala Shannon

    via @mikalams

    45. "Don't follow your dreams... Follow my Twitter: @nerojordan."

    via @SBilafer

    46. "Good morning folks let's get those vaccinations." —Viking Wadsworth

    via @insomores

    47. "If I die, turn my tweets into a book." —Gina Linetti

    Gina talking in the precinct kitchen in "Brooklyn Nine-Nine"

    48. "Anything is possible when you sound Caucasian on the phone."

    via @bxb1x3

    49. "Narnia wasn't the only thing in the closet for 17 years..."

    via @istanastan

    50. "I did meet some of the most insufferable people, but they also met me." —Shane Madej

    via @LilliGrant21

    51. "I was about to take a math test, but when I pulled out my calculator, it was a pop-tart. I still don't know who did it." —Marbury

    "Me and my friends put a pop-tart in somebody's calculator case and drew all the numbers on it. It was really funny." —Sam

    via u/infinitequails

    52. "My stummy hurt." —Playboi Carti

    via @ashdog_

    53. "I once tried to say 'Justin Timberlake' out loud and it came out as 'Jimber Timber.'"

    54. "At least I didn't drop out of high school like Zayn dropped out of One Direction."

    via @flickerkisses

    55. "Goodbye everyone, I'll remember you all in therapy." —Plankton

    via @Reecee_yt

    56. "I want to actually attend a full week of school."

    via @uhhhmorgan

    57. "That's hot." —Paris Hilton

    via @chaejuyomi

    58. "Waking up is the second hardest thing in the morning."

    via @Joeyjr22

    59. "The only reason I went to school all this time is to distract myself from the fact I'll never be Beyoncé."

    via @Surftiva

    60. "I'm only 3 1/2 minutes younger..." —Allison Rowell

    "...best 3 1/2 minutes of my life." —Lauren Rowell

    via @DavidJPeterson

    61. "I want you to know that someone out there cares. Not me, but someone out there does."

    via @SavageSeger

    62. "'Are you guys twins?' Nope, just cousins." —Adrian Moreno

    "No, really. We're actually twins." —Angel Moreno

    via @TheAdrianMoreno

    63. "To all the teachers that never taught me a thing: Stranger Things, Season 2, Episode 5, 35:08."

    64. "Sometimes when my neighbor is gone, I roll around in her garden and pretend I'm a carrot."

    via @S66life

    65. "If you like water, you already like 72% of me."

    via @thur5day

    66. "I love me a good pancake."

    via @kianavilli

    67. "I'm not really funny, I'm just mean and people think I'm joking."

    via @TheMemesArchive

    68. "My computer screen is brighter than my future."

    via @thur5day

    This article contains content previously curated by Dave Stopera, Michelle Rennex, Syd Robinson Hattie Soykan, and Shyla Watson. It was compiled by Kelly Rissman.