It's almost that time of year when you have to turn in your senior quote. But don't sweat it! With the help of Reddit and Twitter, we found a bunch of senior quotes that range from funny to absolutely hilarious. Maybe they'll inspire you — but they'll definitely make you laugh.
1. "If there is a will, there's a way. If there's a quizlet there's an A."
via u/Utilis2899
2. “I say this to you, my friend, with all of the wisdom and love in the universe—take it sleazy.” —The Good Place
via u/djbospad
3. "Gotta blast!" —Jimmy Neutron
4. "Long story short, I survived." —Taylor Swift
5. "Sara, will you marry me?"
via u/himsenior
6. "I've done my waiting! 12 years of it! In Azkaban!" —Harry Potter
via u/anonymous
7. "Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and hurt you." —Rick Astley
via u/anonymous
8. "True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country." —Kurt Vonnegut
9. "The day they put a snail on the moon, I can die a happy man."
via u/BoggleHead
10. "Were we supposed to have a quote?" —Ann Paul Veal (Arrested Development)
via u/ThisGuy182
11. "Senior quotes were due today."
via u/everything3vil
12. "Who's down for Chipotle after school?"
via u/supermaor23
13. "I am ready to face any challenges that might be foolish enough to face me." —Dwight Schrute (The Office)
14. "I came. I saw. I slept."
15. "You met me at a very strange time in my life." —The Narrator (Fight Club)
via u/NishantR
16. "Remember that time I did that thing you thought was funny? Good times."
via u/FatalErection
17. "See you in 15 years, when you want to friend me on Facebook."
via u/blaspheminCapn
18. "When I'm sad, I stop being sad, and just be awesome instead. True story." —Barney Stinson (How I Met Your Mother)
19. "I tried being reasonable, I didn't like it." —Clint Eastwood
via u/anonymous
20. "Spoiler alert: Snape kills Dumbledore."
via u/anonymous
21. "All my life I've had one dream: to achieve my many goals" —Homer Simpson (The Simpsons)
via u/Operation_Ivy
22. "I hate my name." —Carlos Carlos
via u/art_freak_666
23. "Mr. Stark, I don't feel so good." —Peter Parker (Avengers: Infinity War)
24. "I haven't lost my virginity because I never lose."
via u/PAPA-SMURF225
25. "I am continually taken aback by my own stupidity."
via u/bloobsi
26. "Everyday in high school, I was looking for snacks, not knowing I was the snack all along."
via u/JackalCrimson
27. "Ignorance is bliss; that's why I'm miserable."
via @borawardpatient
28. "I bet you didn't even know this was an option. 😉😎👳🏽♀️👌🏻🐫🇺🇸"
via yearbookquotes
29. "I'm not great at senior quotes. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?"
30. "The only things straight about me are the lines I paint."
via @Art_P3rry
31. "I'm sorry, did my shoulders distract you from reading this quote?"
via @emilybotnen
33. "My A's turned to B's and so did my grades, God bless."
34. "The carpet matches the drapes."
via @joshwheeler_13
35. "I need feminism because I intend on marrying rich, and I can't do that if my wife and I are making .75 cent for every dollar a man makes."
via @the_female_lead
36. "SpongeBob SquarePants, season 3, episode 25, minute 5:44"
37. "I'm that Nigerian prince that keeps emailing you."
via yearbookquotes
38. "I like my women how I like my coffee. I don't like coffee."
via @LipsTaco
39. "Now you can call me Madison Hypothesis because I'm an educated Guess." —Madison Guess
via @MadisonGuess
40. "High School — Well...Just as I thought...Trash."
via @_mcmilly
41. "Someone post this as a meme. I need to prove that getting on the front page of r/me_irl is easy. They'll upvote anything, even a Senior quote."
via u/bdstel
42. "That wasn't like High School Musical at all."
43. "At least my name wasn't Ted." —Blake Bundy
via @jgardner53_
44. "I was the Beyoncé in a school full of Michelles."
45. "I like my coffee how I like myself: dark, bitter, and too hot for you."
via ddarksskin
46. "You can't choose your father, but you can choose your daddy."
via toriann1717
47. "And they were roommates!" —Miriam Fitts
"Oh my god, they were roommates." —Kaele Tobias Martinez
via @mirimoo_
48. "Shoot for the moon; if you miss you will die in outer space, which is cool." —Katya Zamolodchikova
via @gallivance
49. "What if one day you woke up and you were a chicken?"
via @ASamanthaRae
50. "I listen to The Weeknd more than I listen to my teachers."
51. "Don't follow your dreams, follow me on Twitter @GeorgeNanouh!"
via george__nanouh
52. "Whether I gave all my effort, or no effort, I'm always giving Max effort." —Maxwell Traylor
via @AudreyTraylor
53. "Ravioli, ravioli, give me my diplomioli."
via @justkatetbh
54. "Of all the verses in the good book, this one has gotten me through these four years: Lunch 12:22."
via @joebob_III
55. "All y'all fake."
via @Barely_Will
56. "Hannah Montana said nobody's perfect, but here I am."
57. "Of course I dress well, I didn't spend all that time in the closet for nothing."
via @sammie_walls
58. "All pizzas are personal pizzas if you try hard enough."
via kaileebrown_13
59. "You can catch a lot of flies with honey, but you can catch more honeys being fly."
via @abrummettfor3
60. "I am not Amith. I am a legend."
via u/Foliews
61. "They say you are what you eat, but I don't remember eating a goat."
via @alexis_levister
62. "I have used my textbooks ONCE in these four years, it was as a plate for a waffle."
via @iisabelleiz
63. "Yes I was born on a Tuesday. No, my brothers' names aren't Wednesday and Monday." —Tuesday Dermargosian
64. "'You miss 100% of the shots you don't take. —Wayne Gretzky' —Michael Scott"
65. "I'm already hungry tomorrow."
via @JOMICURLS
66. "'Sam just stole my girl again.' —Everyone" —Samuel Teehee
via @hanteehee
67. "I started high school with straight A's; now I'm not even straight."
via @FinestCharliee
68. "'No.' —Rosa Parks"
via @kaitlinshaww
69. "Education is important but biceps are importanter."
via @el_prietito
70. "Aye, the beat go off..." —Jason Sears
"...I UP AND THEN MY HEAT GO OFF!!" —Mikala Shannon
via @mikalams
71. "Don't follow your dreams... Follow my Twitter: @nerojordan."
via @SBilafer
72. "Good morning folks let's get those vaccinations." —Viking Wadsworth
via @insomores
73. "If I die, turn my tweets into a book." —Gina Linetti
74. "Anything is possible when you sound Caucasian on the phone."
via @bxb1x3
75. "Narnia wasn't the only thing in the closet for 17 years..."
via @istanastan
76. "I did meet some of the most insufferable people, but they also met me." —Shane Madej
via @LilliGrant21
77. "I was about to take a math test, but when I pulled out my calculator, it was a pop-tart. I still don't know who did it." —Marbury
"Me and my friends put a pop-tart in somebody's calculator case and drew all the numbers on it. It was really funny." —Sam
via u/infinitequails
78. "I once tried to say 'Justin Timberlake' out loud and it came out as 'Jimber Timber.'"
79. "My stummy hurt." —Playboi Carti
via @ashdog_
80. "At least I didn't drop out of high school like Zayn dropped out of One Direction."
via @flickerkisses
81. "Goodbye everyone, I'll remember you all in therapy." —Plankton
via @Reecee_yt
82. "I want to actually attend a full week of school."
via @uhhhmorgan
83. "That's hot." —Paris Hilton
84. "Waking up is the second hardest thing in the morning."
via @Joeyjr22
85. "The only reason I went to school all this time is to distract myself from the fact I'll never be Beyoncé."
via @Surftiva
86. "I'm only 3 1/2 minutes younger..." —Allison Rowell
"...best 3 1/2 minutes of my life." —Lauren Rowell
via @DavidJPeterson
87. "I want you to know that someone out there cares. Not me, but someone out there does."
via @SavageSeger
88. "'Are you guys twins?' Nope, just cousins." —Adrian Moreno
"No, really. We're actually twins." —Angel Moreno
via @TheAdrianMoreno
89. "To all the teachers that never taught me a thing: Stranger Things, Season 2, Episode 5, 35:08."
90. "Sometimes when my neighbor is gone, I roll around in her garden and pretend I'm a carrot."
via @S66life
91. "If you like water, you already like 72% of me."
via @thur5day
92. "I love me a good pancake."
via @kianavilli
93. "I'm not really funny, I'm just mean and people think I'm joking."
via @TheMemesArchive
94. "My computer screen is brighter than my future."
via @thur5day
This article contains content previously curated by Dave Stopera, Michelle Rennex, Syd Robinson Hattie Soykan, and Shyla Watson. It was compiled by Kelly Rissman.