1. "I'm not great at senior quotes. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?"
2. "Ignorance is bliss; that's why I'm miserable."
via @borawardpatient
3. "I bet you didn't even know this was an option. 😉😎👳🏽♀️👌🏻🐫🇺🇸"
via yearbookquotes
4. "The only things straight about me are the lines I paint."
via @Art_P3rry
5. "I'm sorry, did my shoulders distract you from reading this quote?"
via @emilybotnen
7. "My A's turned to B's and so did my grades, God bless."
8. "The carpet matches the drapes."
via @joshwheeler_13
9. "I need feminism because I intend on marrying rich, and I can't do that if my wife and I are making .75 cent for every dollar a man makes."
via @the_female_lead
10. "SpongeBob SquarePants, season 3, episode 25, minute 5:44"
11. "That wasn't like High School Musical at all."
via Setharooni
12. "I'm that Nigerian prince that keeps emailing you."
via yearbookquotes
13. "I like my women how I like my coffee. I don't like coffee."
via @LipsTaco
14. "Now you can call me Madison Hypothesis because I'm an educated Guess." —Madison Guess
via @MadisonGuess
15. "High School — Well...Just as I thought...Trash."
via @_mcmilly
16. "Someone post this as a meme. I need to prove that getting on the front page of r/me_irl is easy. They'll upvote anything, even a Senior quote."
via u/bdstel
17. "At least my name wasn't Ted." —Blake Bundy
via @jgardner53_
18. "I was the Beyoncé in a school full of Michelles."
19. "I like my coffee how I like myself: dark, bitter, and too hot for you."
via ddarksskin
20. "You can't choose your father, but you can choose your daddy."
via toriann1717
21. "And they were roommates!" —Miriam Fitts
"Oh my god, they were roommates." —Kaele Tobias Martinez
via @mirimoo_
22. "Shoot for the moon; if you miss you will die in outer space, which is cool." —Katya Zamolodchikova
via @gallivance
23. "What if one day you woke up and you were a chicken?"
via @ASamanthaRae
24. "I listen to The Weeknd more than I listen to my teachers."
via @mariatesfaye_
25. "Don't follow your dreams, follow me on Twitter @GeorgeNanouh!"
via george__nanouh
26. "Whether I gave all my effort, or no effort, I'm always giving Max effort." —Maxwell Traylor
via @AudreyTraylor
27. "Ravioli, ravioli, give me my diplomioli."
via @justkatetbh
28. "Hannah Montana said nobody's perfect, but here I am."
29. "Of all the verses in the good book, this one has gotten me through these four years: Lunch 12:22."
via @joebob_III
30. "All y'all fake."
via @Barely_Will
31. "Of course I dress well, I didn't spend all that time in the closet for nothing."
via @sammie_walls
32. "All pizzas are personal pizzas if you try hard enough."
via kaileebrown_13
33. "You can catch a lot of flies with honey, but you can catch more honeys being fly."
via @abrummettfor3
34. "I am not Amith. I am a legend."
via u/Foliews
35. "They say you are what you eat, but I don't remember eating a goat."
via @alexis_levister
36. "I have used my textbooks ONCE in these four years, it was as a plate for a waffle."
via @iisabelleiz
37. "Yes I was born on a Tuesday. No, my brothers' names aren't Wednesday and Monday." —Tuesday Dermargosian
38. "'You miss 100% of the shots you don't take. —Wayne Gretzky' —Michael Scott"
39. "I'm already hungry tomorrow."
via @JOMICURLS
40. "'Sam just stole my girl again.' —Everyone" —Samuel Teehee
via @hanteehee
41. "I started high school with straight A's; now I'm not even straight."
via @FinestCharliee
42. "'No.' —Rosa Parks"
via @kaitlinshaww
43. "Education is important but biceps are importanter."
via @el_prietito
44. "Aye, the beat go off..." —Jason Sears
"...I UP AND THEN MY HEAT GO OFF!!" —Mikala Shannon
via @mikalams
45. "Don't follow your dreams... Follow my Twitter: @nerojordan."
via @SBilafer
46. "Good morning folks let's get those vaccinations." —Viking Wadsworth
via @insomores
47. "If I die, turn my tweets into a book." —Gina Linetti
48. "Anything is possible when you sound Caucasian on the phone."
via @bxb1x3
49. "Narnia wasn't the only thing in the closet for 17 years..."
via @istanastan
50. "I did meet some of the most insufferable people, but they also met me." —Shane Madej
via @LilliGrant21
51. "I was about to take a math test, but when I pulled out my calculator, it was a pop-tart. I still don't know who did it." —Marbury
"Me and my friends put a pop-tart in somebody's calculator case and drew all the numbers on it. It was really funny." —Sam
via u/infinitequails
52. "My stummy hurt." —Playboi Carti
via @ashdog_
53. "I once tried to say 'Justin Timberlake' out loud and it came out as 'Jimber Timber.'"
54. "At least I didn't drop out of high school like Zayn dropped out of One Direction."
via @flickerkisses
55. "Goodbye everyone, I'll remember you all in therapy." —Plankton
via @Reecee_yt
56. "I want to actually attend a full week of school."
via @uhhhmorgan
57. "That's hot." —Paris Hilton
via @chaejuyomi
58. "Waking up is the second hardest thing in the morning."
via @Joeyjr22
59. "The only reason I went to school all this time is to distract myself from the fact I'll never be Beyoncé."
via @Surftiva
60. "I'm only 3 1/2 minutes younger..." —Allison Rowell
"...best 3 1/2 minutes of my life." —Lauren Rowell
via @DavidJPeterson
61. "I want you to know that someone out there cares. Not me, but someone out there does."
via @SavageSeger
62. "'Are you guys twins?' Nope, just cousins." —Adrian Moreno
"No, really. We're actually twins." —Angel Moreno
via @TheAdrianMoreno
63. "To all the teachers that never taught me a thing: Stranger Things, Season 2, Episode 5, 35:08."
64. "Sometimes when my neighbor is gone, I roll around in her garden and pretend I'm a carrot."
via @S66life
65. "If you like water, you already like 72% of me."
via @thur5day
66. "I love me a good pancake."
via @kianavilli
67. "I'm not really funny, I'm just mean and people think I'm joking."
via @TheMemesArchive
68. "My computer screen is brighter than my future."
via @thur5day
This article contains content previously curated by Dave Stopera, Michelle Rennex, Syd Robinson Hattie Soykan, and Shyla Watson. It was compiled by Kelly Rissman.