It's almost that time of year when you have to turn in your senior quote. But don't sweat it! With the help of Reddit and Twitter, we found a bunch of senior quotes that range from funny to absolutely hilarious. Maybe they'll inspire you — but they'll definitely make you laugh.
1. "Hakuna matata." —The Lion King
2. "I wouldn't want to belong to any club that would have me as a member." —Groucho Marx
via u/anonymous
3. "Life's a garden, dig it!"
via u/sriris
4. "That sandcastle was a terrible investment."
5. “This is technically a quote.”
6. "Attention campers, lunch has been canceled due to lack of hustle. Deal with it." — Tony Perkis (Heavyweights)
via u/ndfi6
7. "If there is a will, there's a way. If there's a quizlet there's an A."
via u/Utilis2899
8. “I say this to you, my friend, with all of the wisdom and love in the universe—take it sleazy.” —The Good Place
via u/djbospad
9. "Gotta blast!" —Jimmy Neutron
10. "Long story short, I survived." —Taylor Swift
11. "Sara, will you marry me?"
via u/himsenior
12. "I've done my waiting! 12 years of it! In Azkaban!" —Harry Potter
via u/anonymous
13. "Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and hurt you." —Rick Astley
via u/anonymous
14. "True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country." —Kurt Vonnegut
15. "The day they put a snail on the moon, I can die a happy man."
via u/BoggleHead
16. "Were we supposed to have a quote?" —Ann Paul Veal (Arrested Development)
via u/ThisGuy182
17. "Senior quotes were due today."
via u/everything3vil
18. "Who's down for Chipotle after school?"
via u/supermaor23
19. "I am ready to face any challenges that might be foolish enough to face me." —Dwight Schrute (The Office)
20. "I came. I saw. I slept."
21. " met me at a very strange time in my life." —The Narrator (Fight Club)
via u/NishantR
22. "Remember that time I did that thing you thought was funny? Good times."
via u/FatalErection
23. "See you in 15 years, when you want to friend me on Facebook."
via u/blaspheminCapn
24. "When I'm sad, I stop being sad, and just be awesome instead. True story." —Barney Stinson (How I Met Your Mother)
25. "I tried being reasonable, I didn't like it." —Clint Eastwood
via u/anonymous
26. "Spoiler alert: Snape kills Dumbledore."
via u/anonymous
27. "All my life I've had one dream: to achieve my many goals" —Homer Simpson (The Simpsons)
via u/Operation_Ivy
28. "I hate my name." —Carlos Carlos
via u/art_freak_666
29. "Mr. Stark, I don't feel so good." —Peter Parker (Avengers: Infinity War)
30. "I haven't lost my virginity because I never lose."
via u/PAPA-SMURF225
31. "I am continually taken aback by my own stupidity."
via u/bloobsi
32. "Everyday in high school, I was looking for snacks, not knowing I was the snack all along."
via u/JackalCrimson
33. "Ignorance is bliss; that's why I'm miserable."
via @borawardpatient
34. "I bet you didn't even know this was an option. 😉😎👳🏽♀️👌🏻🐫🇺🇸"
via yearbookquotes
35. "I'm not great at senior quotes. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?"
36. "The only things straight about me are the lines I paint."
via @Art_P3rry
37. "I'm sorry, did my shoulders distract you from reading this quote?"
via @emilybotnen
39. "My A's turned to B's and so did my grades, God bless."
40. "The carpet matches the drapes."
via @joshwheeler_13
41. "I need feminism because I intend on marrying rich, and I can't do that if my wife and I are making .75 cent for every dollar a man makes."
via @the_female_lead
42. "SpongeBob SquarePants, season 3, episode 25, minute 5:44"
43. "I'm that Nigerian prince that keeps emailing you."
via yearbookquotes
44. "I like my women how I like my coffee. I don't like coffee."
via @LipsTaco
45. "Now you can call me Madison Hypothesis because I'm an educated Guess." —Madison Guess
via @MadisonGuess
46. "High School — Well...Just as I thought...Trash."
via @_mcmilly
47. "Someone post this as a meme. I need to prove that getting on the front page of r/me_irl is easy. They'll upvote anything, even a Senior quote."
via u/bdstel
48. "That wasn't like High School Musical at all."
49. "At least my name wasn't Ted." —Blake Bundy
via @jgardner53_
50. "I was the Beyoncé in a school full of Michelles."
51. "I like my coffee how I like myself: dark, bitter, and too hot for you."
via ddarksskin
52. " can't choose your father, but you can choose your daddy."
via toriann1717
53. "And they were roommates!" —Miriam Fitts
"Oh my god, they were roommates." —Kaele Tobias Martinez
via @mirimoo_
54. "Shoot for the moon; if you miss you will die in outer space, which is cool." —Katya Zamolodchikova
via @gallivance
55. "What if one day you woke up and you were a chicken?"
via @ASamanthaRae
56. "I listen to The Weeknd more than I listen to my teachers."
57. "Don't follow your dreams, follow me on Twitter @GeorgeNanouh!"
via george__nanouh
58. "Whether I gave all my effort, or no effort, I'm always giving Max effort." —Maxwell Traylor
via @AudreyTraylor
59. "Ravioli, ravioli, give me my diplomioli."
via @justkatetbh
60. "Of all the verses in the good book, this one has gotten me through these four years: Lunch 12:22."
via @joebob_III
61. "All y'all fake."
via @Barely_Will
62. "Hannah Montana said nobody's perfect, but here I am."
63. "Of course I dress well, I didn't spend all that time in the closet for nothing."
via @sammie_walls
64. "All pizzas are personal pizzas if you try hard enough."
via kaileebrown_13
65. " can catch a lot of flies with honey, but you can catch more honeys being fly."
via @abrummettfor3
66. "I am not Amith. I am a legend."
via u/Foliews
67. "They say you are what you eat, but I don't remember eating a goat."
via @alexis_levister
68. "I have used my textbooks ONCE in these four years, it was as a plate for a waffle."
via @iisabelleiz
69. "Yes I was born on a Tuesday. No, my brothers' names aren't Wednesday and Monday." —Tuesday Dermargosian
70. "'You miss 100% of the shots you don't take. —Wayne Gretzky' — Scott"
71. "I'm already hungry tomorrow."
via @JOMICURLS
72. "'Sam just stole my girl again.' —Everyone" —Samuel Teehee
via @hanteehee
73. "I started high school with straight A's; now I'm not even straight."
via @FinestCharliee
74. "'No.' —Rosa Parks"
via @kaitlinshaww
75. "Education is important but biceps are importanter."
via @el_prietito
76. "Aye, the beat go off..." —Jason Sears
"...I UP AND THEN MY HEAT GO OFF!!" —Mikala Shannon
via @mikalams
77. "Don't follow your dreams... Follow my Twitter: @nerojordan."
via @SBilafer
78. "Good morning folks let's get those vaccinations." —Viking Wadsworth
via @insomores
79. "If I die, turn my tweets into a book." —Gina Linetti
80. "Anything is possible when you sound Caucasian on the phone."
via @bxb1x3
81. "Narnia wasn't the only thing in the closet for 17 years..."
via @istanastan
82. "I did meet some of the most insufferable people, but they also met me." —Shane Madej
via @LilliGrant21
83. "I was about to take a math test, but when I pulled out my calculator, it was a pop-tart. I still don't know who did it." —Marbury
"Me and my friends put a pop-tart in somebody's calculator case and drew all the numbers on it. It was really funny." —Sam
via u/infinitequails
84. "I once tried to say 'Justin Timberlake' out loud and it came out as 'Jimber Timber.'"
85. "My stummy hurt." —Playboi Carti
via @ashdog_
86. "At least I didn't drop out of high school like Zayn dropped out of One Direction."
via @flickerkisses
87. "Goodbye everyone, I'll remember you all in therapy." —Plankton
via @Reecee_yt
88. "I want to actually attend a full week of school."
via @uhhhmorgan
89. "That's hot." —Paris Hilton
90. "Waking up is the second hardest thing in the morning."
via @Joeyjr22
91. "The only reason I went to school all this time is to distract myself from the fact I'll never be Beyoncé."
via @Surftiva
92. "I'm only 3 1/2 minutes younger..." —Allison Rowell
"...best 3 1/2 minutes of my life." —Lauren Rowell
via @DavidJPeterson
93. "I want you to know that someone out there cares. Not me, but someone out there does."
via @SavageSeger
94. "'Are you guys twins?' Nope, just cousins." —Adrian Moreno
"No, really. We're actually twins." —Angel Moreno
via @TheAdrianMoreno
95. "To all the teachers that never taught me a thing: Stranger Things, Season 2, Episode 5, 35:08."
96. "Sometimes when my neighbor is gone, I roll around in her garden and pretend I'm a carrot."
via @S66life
97. "If you like water, you already like 72% of me."
via @thur5day
98. "I love me a good pancake."
via @kianavilli
99. "I'm not really funny, I'm just mean and people think I'm joking."
via @TheMemesArchive
100. "My computer screen is brighter than my future."
via @thur5day
This article contains content previously curated by Dave Stopera, Michelle Rennex, Syd Robinson Hattie Soykan, and Shyla Watson. It was compiled by Kelly Rissman.