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    88 Senior Quotes So Good You'll Kinda Want To Steal Them

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    It's almost that time of year when you have to turn in your senior quote. But don't sweat it! With the help of Reddit and Twitter, we found a bunch of senior quotes that range from funny to absolutely hilarious. Maybe they'll inspire you — but they'll definitely make you laugh.

    1. "Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and hurt you." —Rick Astley

    via u/anonymous

    2. "True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country." —Kurt Vonnegut

    Kurt Vonnegut smiling

    3. "The day they put a snail on the moon, I can die a happy man."

    via u/BoggleHead

    4. "Were we supposed to have a quote?" —Ann Paul Veal (Arrested Development)

    via u/ThisGuy182

    5. "Senior quotes were due today."

    via u/everything3vil

    6. "Who's down for Chipotle after school?"

    via u/supermaor23

    7. "I am ready to face any challenges that might be foolish enough to face me." —Dwight Schrute (The Office)

    Dwight Schrute looking unamused at the camera

    8. "I came. I saw. I slept."

    via u/spontaneousfire

    9. "You met me at a very strange time in my life." —The Narrator (Fight Club)

    via u/NishantR

    10. "Remember that time I did that thing you thought was funny? Good times."

    via u/FatalErection

    11. "See you in 15 years, when you want to friend me on Facebook."

    via u/blaspheminCapn

    12. "When I'm sad, I stop being sad, and just be awesome instead. True story." —Barney Stinson (How I Met Your Mother)

    Ted Mosby and Barney Stinson

    13. "I tried being reasonable, I didn't like it." —Clint Eastwood

    via u/anonymous

    14. "Spoiler alert: Snape kills Dumbledore."

    via u/anonymous

    15. "All my life I've had one dream: to achieve my many goals" —Homer Simpson (The Simpsons)

    via u/Operation_Ivy

    16. "I hate my name." —Carlos Carlos

    via u/art_freak_666

    17. "Mr. Stark, I don't feel so good." —Peter Parker (Avengers: Infinity War)

    Tony Stark at a press conference

    18. "I haven't lost my virginity because I never lose."

    via u/PAPA-SMURF225

    19. "I am continually taken aback by my own stupidity."

    via u/bloobsi

    20. "Everyday in high school, I was looking for snacks, not knowing I was the snack all along."

    via u/JackalCrimson

    21. "Ignorance is bliss; that's why I'm miserable."

    via @borawardpatient

    22. "I bet you didn't even know this was an option. 😉😎👳🏽‍♀️👌🏻🐫🇺🇸"

    via yearbookquotes

    23. "I'm not great at senior quotes. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?"

    24. "The only things straight about me are the lines I paint."

    via @Art_P3rry

    25. "I'm sorry, did my shoulders distract you from reading this quote?"

    via @emilybotnen

    26. "WE" —Alice Nguyen

    "ARE" —Kim Nguyen

    "NOT" —Theresa Nguyen

    "RELATED" —Vivian Nguyen

    via @dannallen

    27. "My A's turned to B's and so did my grades, God bless."

    via u/Alabaster_Sugarfoot

    28. "The carpet matches the drapes."

    via @joshwheeler_13

    29. "I need feminism because I intend on marrying rich, and I can't do that if my wife and I are making .75 cent for every dollar a man makes."

    via @the_female_lead

    30. "SpongeBob SquarePants, season 3, episode 25, minute 5:44"

    31. "I'm that Nigerian prince that keeps emailing you."

    via yearbookquotes

    32. "I like my women how I like my coffee. I don't like coffee."

    via @LipsTaco

    33. "Now you can call me Madison Hypothesis because I'm an educated Guess." —Madison Guess

    via @MadisonGuess

    34. "High School — Well...Just as I thought...Trash."

    via @_mcmilly

    35. "Someone post this as a meme. I need to prove that getting on the front page of r/me_irl is easy. They'll upvote anything, even a Senior quote."

    via u/bdstel

    36. "That wasn't like High School Musical at all."

    Sharpay Evans in the cafeteria

    37. "At least my name wasn't Ted." —Blake Bundy

    via @jgardner53_

    38. "I was the Beyoncé in a school full of Michelles."

    Beyonce waving goodbye at a basketball game with Jay Z behind her

    39. "I like my coffee how I like myself: dark, bitter, and too hot for you."

    via ddarksskin

    40. "You can't choose your father, but you can choose your daddy."

    via toriann1717

    41. "And they were roommates!" —Miriam Fitts

    "Oh my god, they were roommates." —Kaele Tobias Martinez

    via @mirimoo_

    42. "Shoot for the moon; if you miss you will die in outer space, which is cool." —Katya Zamolodchikova

    via @gallivance

    43. "What if one day you woke up and you were a chicken?"

    via @ASamanthaRae

    44. "I listen to The Weeknd more than I listen to my teachers."

    45. "Don't follow your dreams, follow me on Twitter @GeorgeNanouh!"

    via george__nanouh

    46. "Whether I gave all my effort, or no effort, I'm always giving Max effort." —Maxwell Traylor

    via @AudreyTraylor

    47. "Ravioli, ravioli, give me my diplomioli."

    via @justkatetbh

    48. "Of all the verses in the good book, this one has gotten me through these four years: Lunch 12:22."

    via @joebob_III

    49. "All y'all fake."

    via @Barely_Will

    50. "Hannah Montana said nobody's perfect, but here I am."

    51. "Of course I dress well, I didn't spend all that time in the closet for nothing."

    via @sammie_walls

    52. "All pizzas are personal pizzas if you try hard enough."

    via kaileebrown_13

    53. "You can catch a lot of flies with honey, but you can catch more honeys being fly."

    via @abrummettfor3

    54. "I am not Amith. I am a legend."

    via u/Foliews

    55. "They say you are what you eat, but I don't remember eating a goat."

    via @alexis_levister

    56. "I have used my textbooks ONCE in these four years, it was as a plate for a waffle."

    via @iisabelleiz

    57. "Yes I was born on a Tuesday. No, my brothers' names aren't Wednesday and Monday." —Tuesday Dermargosian

    via tuesdaydermargosian

    58. "'You miss 100% of the shots you don't take. —Wayne Gretzky' —Michael Scott"

    Michael puts his foot on Jim's desk

    59. "I'm already hungry tomorrow."

    via @JOMICURLS

    60. "'Sam just stole my girl again.' —Everyone" —Samuel Teehee

    via @hanteehee

    61. "I started high school with straight A's; now I'm not even straight."

    via @FinestCharliee

    62. "'No.' —Rosa Parks"

    via @kaitlinshaww

    63. "Education is important but biceps are importanter."

    via @el_prietito

    64. "Aye, the beat go off..." —Jason Sears

    "...I UP AND THEN MY HEAT GO OFF!!" —Mikala Shannon

    via @mikalams

    65. "Don't follow your dreams... Follow my Twitter: @nerojordan."

    via @SBilafer

    66. "Good morning folks let's get those vaccinations." —Viking Wadsworth

    via @insomores

    67. "If I die, turn my tweets into a book." —Gina Linetti

    Gina talking in the precinct kitchen in "Brooklyn Nine-Nine"

    68. "Anything is possible when you sound Caucasian on the phone."

    via @bxb1x3

    69. "Narnia wasn't the only thing in the closet for 17 years..."

    via @istanastan

    70. "I did meet some of the most insufferable people, but they also met me." —Shane Madej

    via @LilliGrant21

    71. "I was about to take a math test, but when I pulled out my calculator, it was a pop-tart. I still don't know who did it." —Marbury

    "Me and my friends put a pop-tart in somebody's calculator case and drew all the numbers on it. It was really funny." —Sam

    via u/infinitequails

    72. "I once tried to say 'Justin Timberlake' out loud and it came out as 'Jimber Timber.'"

    73. "My stummy hurt." —Playboi Carti

    via @ashdog_

    74. "At least I didn't drop out of high school like Zayn dropped out of One Direction."

    via @flickerkisses

    75. "Goodbye everyone, I'll remember you all in therapy." —Plankton

    via @Reecee_yt

    76. "I want to actually attend a full week of school."

    via @uhhhmorgan

    77. "That's hot." —Paris Hilton

    78. "Waking up is the second hardest thing in the morning."

    via @Joeyjr22

    79. "The only reason I went to school all this time is to distract myself from the fact I'll never be Beyoncé."

    via @Surftiva

    80. "I'm only 3 1/2 minutes younger..." —Allison Rowell

    "...best 3 1/2 minutes of my life." —Lauren Rowell

    via @DavidJPeterson

    81. "I want you to know that someone out there cares. Not me, but someone out there does."

    via @SavageSeger

    82. "'Are you guys twins?' Nope, just cousins." —Adrian Moreno

    "No, really. We're actually twins." —Angel Moreno

    via @TheAdrianMoreno

    83. "To all the teachers that never taught me a thing: Stranger Things, Season 2, Episode 5, 35:08."

    84. "Sometimes when my neighbor is gone, I roll around in her garden and pretend I'm a carrot."

    via @S66life

    85. "If you like water, you already like 72% of me."

    via @thur5day

    86. "I love me a good pancake."

    via @kianavilli

    87. "I'm not really funny, I'm just mean and people think I'm joking."

    via @TheMemesArchive

    88. "My computer screen is brighter than my future."

    via @thur5day

    This article contains content previously curated by Dave Stopera, Michelle Rennex, Syd Robinson Hattie Soykan, and Shyla Watson. It was compiled by Kelly Rissman.