It's almost that time of year when you have to turn in your senior quote. But don't sweat it! With the help of Reddit and Twitter, we found a bunch of senior quotes that range from funny to absolutely hilarious. Maybe they'll inspire you — but they'll definitely make you laugh.
1. "Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and hurt you." —Rick Astley
via u/anonymous
2. "True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country." —Kurt Vonnegut
3. "The day they put a snail on the moon, I can die a happy man."
via u/BoggleHead
4. "Were we supposed to have a quote?" —Ann Paul Veal (Arrested Development)
via u/ThisGuy182
5. "Senior quotes were due today."
via u/everything3vil
6. "Who's down for Chipotle after school?"
via u/supermaor23
7. "I am ready to face any challenges that might be foolish enough to face me." —Dwight Schrute (The Office)
8. "I came. I saw. I slept."
9. "You met me at a very strange time in my life." —The Narrator (Fight Club)
via u/NishantR
10. "Remember that time I did that thing you thought was funny? Good times."
via u/FatalErection
11. "See you in 15 years, when you want to friend me on Facebook."
via u/blaspheminCapn
12. "When I'm sad, I stop being sad, and just be awesome instead. True story." —Barney Stinson (How I Met Your Mother)
13. "I tried being reasonable, I didn't like it." —Clint Eastwood
via u/anonymous
14. "Spoiler alert: Snape kills Dumbledore."
via u/anonymous
15. "All my life I've had one dream: to achieve my many goals" —Homer Simpson (The Simpsons)
via u/Operation_Ivy
16. "I hate my name." —Carlos Carlos
via u/art_freak_666
17. "Mr. Stark, I don't feel so good." —Peter Parker (Avengers: Infinity War)
18. "I haven't lost my virginity because I never lose."
via u/PAPA-SMURF225
19. "I am continually taken aback by my own stupidity."
via u/bloobsi
20. "Everyday in high school, I was looking for snacks, not knowing I was the snack all along."
via u/JackalCrimson
21. "Ignorance is bliss; that's why I'm miserable."
via @borawardpatient
22. "I bet you didn't even know this was an option. 😉😎👳🏽♀️👌🏻🐫🇺🇸"
via yearbookquotes
23. "I'm not great at senior quotes. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?"
24. "The only things straight about me are the lines I paint."
via @Art_P3rry
25. "I'm sorry, did my shoulders distract you from reading this quote?"
via @emilybotnen
27. "My A's turned to B's and so did my grades, God bless."
28. "The carpet matches the drapes."
via @joshwheeler_13
29. "I need feminism because I intend on marrying rich, and I can't do that if my wife and I are making .75 cent for every dollar a man makes."
via @the_female_lead
30. "SpongeBob SquarePants, season 3, episode 25, minute 5:44"
31. "I'm that Nigerian prince that keeps emailing you."
via yearbookquotes
32. "I like my women how I like my coffee. I don't like coffee."
via @LipsTaco
33. "Now you can call me Madison Hypothesis because I'm an educated Guess." —Madison Guess
via @MadisonGuess
34. "High School — Well...Just as I thought...Trash."
via @_mcmilly
35. "Someone post this as a meme. I need to prove that getting on the front page of r/me_irl is easy. They'll upvote anything, even a Senior quote."
via u/bdstel
36. "That wasn't like High School Musical at all."
37. "At least my name wasn't Ted." —Blake Bundy
via @jgardner53_
38. "I was the Beyoncé in a school full of Michelles."
39. "I like my coffee how I like myself: dark, bitter, and too hot for you."
via ddarksskin
40. "You can't choose your father, but you can choose your daddy."
via toriann1717
41. "And they were roommates!" —Miriam Fitts
"Oh my god, they were roommates." —Kaele Tobias Martinez
via @mirimoo_
42. "Shoot for the moon; if you miss you will die in outer space, which is cool." —Katya Zamolodchikova
via @gallivance
43. "What if one day you woke up and you were a chicken?"
via @ASamanthaRae
44. "I listen to The Weeknd more than I listen to my teachers."
45. "Don't follow your dreams, follow me on Twitter @GeorgeNanouh!"
via george__nanouh
46. "Whether I gave all my effort, or no effort, I'm always giving Max effort." —Maxwell Traylor
via @AudreyTraylor
47. "Ravioli, ravioli, give me my diplomioli."
via @justkatetbh
48. "Of all the verses in the good book, this one has gotten me through these four years: Lunch 12:22."
via @joebob_III
49. "All y'all fake."
via @Barely_Will
50. "Hannah Montana said nobody's perfect, but here I am."
51. "Of course I dress well, I didn't spend all that time in the closet for nothing."
via @sammie_walls
52. "All pizzas are personal pizzas if you try hard enough."
via kaileebrown_13
53. "You can catch a lot of flies with honey, but you can catch more honeys being fly."
via @abrummettfor3
54. "I am not Amith. I am a legend."
via u/Foliews
55. "They say you are what you eat, but I don't remember eating a goat."
via @alexis_levister
56. "I have used my textbooks ONCE in these four years, it was as a plate for a waffle."
via @iisabelleiz
57. "Yes I was born on a Tuesday. No, my brothers' names aren't Wednesday and Monday." —Tuesday Dermargosian
58. "'You miss 100% of the shots you don't take. —Wayne Gretzky' —Michael Scott"
59. "I'm already hungry tomorrow."
via @JOMICURLS
60. "'Sam just stole my girl again.' —Everyone" —Samuel Teehee
via @hanteehee
61. "I started high school with straight A's; now I'm not even straight."
via @FinestCharliee
62. "'No.' —Rosa Parks"
via @kaitlinshaww
63. "Education is important but biceps are importanter."
via @el_prietito
64. "Aye, the beat go off..." —Jason Sears
"...I UP AND THEN MY HEAT GO OFF!!" —Mikala Shannon
via @mikalams
65. "Don't follow your dreams... Follow my Twitter: @nerojordan."
via @SBilafer
66. "Good morning folks let's get those vaccinations." —Viking Wadsworth
via @insomores
67. "If I die, turn my tweets into a book." —Gina Linetti
68. "Anything is possible when you sound Caucasian on the phone."
via @bxb1x3
69. "Narnia wasn't the only thing in the closet for 17 years..."
via @istanastan
70. "I did meet some of the most insufferable people, but they also met me." —Shane Madej
via @LilliGrant21
71. "I was about to take a math test, but when I pulled out my calculator, it was a pop-tart. I still don't know who did it." —Marbury
"Me and my friends put a pop-tart in somebody's calculator case and drew all the numbers on it. It was really funny." —Sam
via u/infinitequails
72. "I once tried to say 'Justin Timberlake' out loud and it came out as 'Jimber Timber.'"
73. "My stummy hurt." —Playboi Carti
via @ashdog_
74. "At least I didn't drop out of high school like Zayn dropped out of One Direction."
via @flickerkisses
75. "Goodbye everyone, I'll remember you all in therapy." —Plankton
via @Reecee_yt
76. "I want to actually attend a full week of school."
via @uhhhmorgan
77. "That's hot." —Paris Hilton
78. "Waking up is the second hardest thing in the morning."
via @Joeyjr22
79. "The only reason I went to school all this time is to distract myself from the fact I'll never be Beyoncé."
via @Surftiva
80. "I'm only 3 1/2 minutes younger..." —Allison Rowell
"...best 3 1/2 minutes of my life." —Lauren Rowell
via @DavidJPeterson
81. "I want you to know that someone out there cares. Not me, but someone out there does."
via @SavageSeger
82. "'Are you guys twins?' Nope, just cousins." —Adrian Moreno
"No, really. We're actually twins." —Angel Moreno
via @TheAdrianMoreno
83. "To all the teachers that never taught me a thing: Stranger Things, Season 2, Episode 5, 35:08."
84. "Sometimes when my neighbor is gone, I roll around in her garden and pretend I'm a carrot."
via @S66life
85. "If you like water, you already like 72% of me."
via @thur5day
86. "I love me a good pancake."
via @kianavilli
87. "I'm not really funny, I'm just mean and people think I'm joking."
via @TheMemesArchive
88. "My computer screen is brighter than my future."
via @thur5day
This article contains content previously curated by Dave Stopera, Michelle Rennex, Syd Robinson Hattie Soykan, and Shyla Watson. It was compiled by Kelly Rissman.