89 Of The Worst Pickup Lines That Should Never Be Used, Like, Ever

    Please for the love of everything good, don't repeat these.

    Terrible pickup lines can come from anywhere. Here are some of the worst from Tinder, Reddit, the BuzzFeed Community, and even a few movies. They're cringey, creepy, and just plain bad.

    1. "My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in!"

    Jamie Cimbalista

    2. "Are you sunburnt, or are you just that hot all the time?"


    3. "Girl, you must be a beaver — cuz DAMN!"


    4. "Are you on your period? 'Cause you are bloody beautiful."


    5. "If you were a fruit, you'd be a Fineapple."

    6. "I'll put you in better hands than Allstate."


    7. "I see you have an iPhone. I have an iPhone too. It must be fate."


    8. "Are you a bank loan? 'Cause you got my interest."


    9. "Are you Abraham Lincoln? Because you’re causing an uprising down south."


    10. "Besides being beautiful, what else do you do for living?"


    11. "Are you a banana? 'Cause I find you apPEELing!"


    12. "Are you Medusa? Because you're turning me rock hard."

    13. "Do you like Star Wars? Because Yo-da one for me."


    14. "Are you an antiquer? Cause I have some junk that hasn't been touched in years."


    15. "You're attractive and I'm attractive. We should do the world a favor and go out on a date."

    16. "After handing the prospect a packet of sugar: 'Excuse me, I believe you just dropped your name tag.'"


    17. "Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?"


    18. "On a scale of 1 to 10 you're a 9... cause I'm the 1 you need."


    19. "You look like my first wife."

    20. "Are you a Sharpie? Cause you're ultra fine."


    21. "You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall... is in love with me. "


    22. "If I make a spice joke will you let me cumin you?"

    23. "Are you breakfast? Because you look like you're about to be the most important meal of my day."


    24. "Hey girl, are you a pirate? Because you put the curvy in scurvy."


    25. "I would like to extend to you an invitation to the pants party."

    Man with glasses in "Anchorman"

    26. "Is your phone in your back pocket? Because your ass is calling me."


    27. "Hey babe, are you a hit woman? Because if I pay, I was hoping maybe you could take me out!"


    28. "Damn girl, I'm gonna have to file a complaint. Cause the reverse sirens on that dump truck are busted."


    29. "Did it hurt when you fell? When you fell from heaven?"


    30. "You are everything I never knew I always wanted."

    Speaking man in "Fools Rush in"

    31. "Hey girl, are you a communist? Cause I feel an uprising in my lower class."


    32. "Your husband had told me you were the most beautiful woman he'd ever met. I didn't expect the most beautiful woman I'd ever met."

    Man speaking over a dinner table in "Intolerable Cruelty"

    33. "Hey boy, are you my GPA? Cause I swear I can do better."


    34. "Holy shit, dude. Your hand looks super heavy. Do you need me to hold it for you?"


    35. "Oh, you beautiful babes from England, for whom we have traveled through time... Will you go to the prom with us in San Dimas? We will have a most triumphant time!"

    Bill and Ted talk to a woman in "Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure"

    36. "I bet I could bench-press you."


    37. "I was wondering if you’re an artist because you were so good at drawing me in."


    38. "You’re so hot, I’d burn every chair on Earth so you’d have to sit on my face."


    39. "Have you ever heard of the term 'fuck buddy'?"

    Woman stares disappointingly at a man in "The 40-Year-Old Virgin"

    40. "If you were a booger, I'd pick you first. *Laughs* No, I'm kidding, but can I get your number?"


    41. "God was showing off when he made you."

    Man stares into camera while on the phone in "Keeping the Faith"

    42. "Do you know what will happen in zero gravity? I would still fall for you."


    43. "I could find the whole meaning of life in those sad eyes."

    Man and woman facing one another in "Waitress"

    44. "Most people like to watch the Olympics, because they only happen once every 4 years, but I'd rather talk to you cause the chance of meeting someone so special only happens once in a lifetime."


    45. "Wanna play a game? You can be Little Red Riding Hood and I'll be the Big Bad Wolf."


    46. "Are you an amber alert? Cause someone reported you for kidnapping my heart."


    47. "You're why cavemen chiseled on walls."

    A man stares offscreen in "As Good As It Gets"


    49. "Did you just fart? Cause you blew me away."


    50. "My lips are like skittles. Want to taste the rainbow?"


    51. "How about I be one and you be cosine and I get on top of you and we make secx."

    52. "The only history I wanna create is a history of you and me."


    53. "You're the whip cream to my coffee. Without you, my life is bitter."


    54. "Do you wash your pants in Windex? Because I can see myself in them."

    Austin Powers smiling in "Austin Powers"


    56. "I think my Spotify is broken. You’re not listed in the hottest singles."


    57. "You are like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts."


    58. "Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only Ten I See."


    59. "Did you fall out the vending machine? ‘Cause you’re a snack."


    60. "Are you a musician vampire? Because my organ is filling up with blood."


    61. "I'm just lookin' for a little slap and pickle!"

    Man wearing asshole hat in "Beerfest"

    62. "I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I'll make your bed rock."


    63. "You are so beautiful that if you lived on Mount Olympus, I wouldn't be impressed."


    64. "Excuse me, miss. I just want you to know that I don't intend to sleep with another woman until I'm back here in your arms with my head resting between your creamy thighs."

    Man staring at woman in "Revenge of the Nerds II"

    65. "You're a keeper, like a fish!"


    66. "You look cold. Want to use me as a blanket?"


    67. "The only thing your eyes haven’t told me is your name."


    68. "Girlie, I think I love you. I wanna buy you food. I wanna buy you corn dogs."

    69. "I’m no photographer but I can picture us together."


    70. "Feel my shirt. Know what it’s made of? Boyfriend material."


    71. "If I had to choose between one night with you or winning the lottery...I would chose winning the lottery...but it would be close...real close..."


    72. "Ma'am, in the leopard print dress, you have an amazing rack."

    Guy on the phone in "The Hangover"

    73. "I'm actually from the future where we've been married 20 years. I'm just here to resolve an argument over when and where our first date was."


    74. "Pardon my lips. They find joy in the most unusual places."

    —A Good Year

    75. "Your legs are no children. But I would sure love to raise 'em."


    76. "Is your dad a burglar? Ooops my bad, I was honestly convinced that he stole all of the stars and put them in your eyes."


    77. "I’m looking for something but it’s not on the menu... Your phone number."


    78. "I really wish that you'd come home with me. You're so cute and I'm really good in bed, believe me. You smell good, too."

    A man smiling in "Leaving Las Vegas"

    79. "I hate to see you go but I love to watch you leave."

    Man and woman facing one another in "Face/Off"

    80. "Excuse me, but I think I dropped something. MY JAW!"


    81. "I’ll put my basilisk in your Chamber of Secrets!"


    82. "Come and sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up."


    83. "You can call me Leonardo da Vinci because I will make you moan-Alyssa."


    84. "I wanna shake you naked and eat you alive..."

    Man and woman with their faces close in "Zandalee"

    85. "Are you an unpaid parking ticket? Because you've got 'mighty fine' written all over you."


    86. "Are you religious? Because you're the answer to all my prayers."


    87. "I lost my teddy bear, will you sleep with me instead?"


    88. "Poof! Well, here I am. The genie said you still have two other wishes, tho."


    89. "There's no reason we need to be shackled by the strictures of the employee-employer relationship. Unless you're into that sort of thing. In which case, I got some shackles in the back. I'm just kidding. But seriously, I've got 'em."

    A man talks to a woman in "Dodgeball"

    This article contains content from Hanifah Rahman, Alexa Lisitza, Michael Blackmon, and Melissa Rosenthal. It was compiled by Kelly Rissman.