"Farting boyfriend causes neighbors to call police."
Yikes, please take notes people!
Will you be my dream lover?
Time to swipe left on these matches.
"Single for so long that you start taking ya own self on dates."
Who do you ship?!
Who said Twitter was a waste of time?
"I do" is just the beginning.
Das sind keine Stereotype. Du stützt deine Beobachtungen auf Erfahrungswerte.
Too shy to say something to your date's face? Send a text from the bathroom instead!
"Isn’t it wild how people who ghosted you still watch every single one of your Instagram stories?"
"Y'all are nasty."
All the feels!
My boo: *doesn't put a heart in goodnight text* Me: do u still like me? lol
You never saw it coming.
We all have them!
We have it down to a science.
Tell us your friends' names, and we'll tell you which one you should go out with.
They're hot, incredibly talented, and waiting for you on Tinder. ;)
Just tell us which celebs you're crushing on, and we'll reveal which one is your true soulmate.
When you hit on their boots >>>
"I once created a Tinder profile just to try and catfish my brother..."
GET YOU ONE!
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Guys being super persistent isn't as sweet as movies make it look!
Boy, BYE. 👋
“I was in love...I was aspiring to be in love with someone for the rest of my life..."
Seriously, so many romantic storylines are based around a bet.
"Nein, ich bin nicht untervögelt. Ich bin wirklich so unfreundlich."
Do you really wanna know??
Are they usually shy and sensitive, or an outgoing charmer?
"Sorry, phone died." Uhhh huh.
Which office romance best represents your love?
Are you on their mind?
Und ich habe wirklich den ganzen Tag verzweifelt versucht, Markus zu finden.
Wollte er eine Frau, die wie "einer der Jungs" ist? Oder hat er alles damit gerechtfertigt, dass er dir doch gesagt habe, er sei "ein Idiot"?
Are you dating the one who's still hung up on his ex? Maybe the one who only calls you when he's drunk?
Prepare to feel a lot of feelings.
Accidentally got my MRS degree.
He probably hits his head going through most doors.
Six contestants – who will you get matched with?
"Lonely. I'm so lonely. I have nobody to call my own."
When young artist Andrea Morales runs into her ex-girlfriend at a music show, she witnesses the unthinkable. (An excerpt from Chelsey Johnson's novel Stray City.)
Du hast immer Pech mit Dates? Sieh's mal so, immerhin bist du noch nicht mit einem Meth-Dealer ausgegangen.
First impressions are everything!
Build a snack to get a snack.