Look, there are plenty of horrible pickup lines floating around — but what about the ones that are just straight-up corny?
With some help from the BuzzFeed Community and Reddit, we rounded up our favorite cheesy pickup lines. Sure, they'll make you cringe... but they might also make you laugh!
2. "Do you mind if I Slytherin?'"
5. "Someone farted, let's get out of here."
9. "If I had four quarters to give to the four prettiest women in the world, you would have a dollar."
10. "Did you fall out of the vending machine? 'Cause you’re a snack."
14. [Said to a history major:] "So you like history? Wanna come over and see my Battle of the Bulge?"
17. "Is your phone in your back pocket? Because your ass is calling me."
20. "Holy shit, dude. Your hand looks super heavy, do you need me to hold it for you?"
21. "I'm going to hit you like a snowstorm. Give you 8-9 inches and you won't be able to leave the house all weekend."
23. "I wish I were DNA Helicase, so I could unzip your genes."
24. "That shirt looks very becoming on you. Of course, if I were on you, I'd becoming too."
25. "[Said by a barista:] You're the whipped cream to my coffee — without you my life is bitter."
26. "I’ll put my basilisk in your Chamber of Secrets."
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27. "I’m planning on boycotting Trip Advisor because I looked up the best places to eat and you weren’t #1."
28. “Are you an oven? Cause you’re hot!”
33. "If I were a stop light, I'd turn red every time you were near so I could stare at you longer."
37. "You know I'd like to invite you over, but I'm afraid you're so hot that you'll skyrocket my air-conditioning bill."
38. "It's like I'm an impatient archeologist and you're a newly found fossil, because I can't wait to date you."
42. "Do you have a shovel in your pants? Cause I am digging that ass!"
47. "I’m no photographer, but I can picture us together."
50. "I think my Spotify is broken. You’re not listed in the hottest singles."
53. "Hey girl, you know what this sweater is made of? Boyfriend material."
54. [Said to someone with missing fingers:] "I see that you're missing some digits, so here are mine."
55. "You're so sweet that you put Hersey's out of business!"
56. [Said to someone named Alyssa:] "You can call me Leonardo DaVinci, because I will make you moan-Alyssa."
59. "I don't need a flux capacitor to know that you are my future."
63. "Are you a library book? Because I'm checking you out!"
66. "Girl, are you my appendix? because I don't know what you do, but I've got a feeling in my gut that I've gotta take you out!"
68. "Hi, I'm writing a report on the finer things in life, and I was wondering if I could use you as an example..."
69. "If you were a vegetable, you'd be a CUTEcumber."
70. [Dating app message:] "I'm actually from the future where we've been married twenty years. I'm just here to resolve an argument over when and where our first date was."
71. [Said to a girl named Jen]: "Do you spell you name G-I-N? Cause you make me intoxicated."
72. "Poof! Well, here I am. The genie said you still have two more wishes, though."
73. "You look so familiar… didn't we take a class together? I could've sworn we had chemistry."
76. [Said to a girl named Brandy:] "Ah, no wonder I found you so intoxicating from across the room."
78. "Are you an unpaid parking ticket? 'Cause you got mighty fine written all over you."
What are some of the cheesiest pickup lines you've ever heard of/used? Feel free to let us know in the comments below!
This article contains content from Ehis Osifo. It was compiled by Salimah McCullough.