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    68 Cheesy Pickup Lines That People Out There Actually Use

    "Are you an unpaid parking ticket? 'Cause you got mighty fine written all over you."

    Look, there are plenty of horrible pickup lines floating around — but what about the ones that are just straight-up corny? With some help from the BuzzFeed Community and Reddit, we rounded up our favorite cheesy pickup lines. Sure, they'll make you cringe... but they might also make you laugh!

    1. Holds out hand. "Hey I'm going for a walk. Will you hold this for me?"

    u/TheBaz11

    2. "I think you dropped something...Your standards. Hey, nice to meet you!"

    u/Mangoshark69

    3. "Someone farted, let's get out of here."

    4. "Should I call you tomorrow or just roll over?"

    u/anonymous

    5. "Spoon me like your favorite ice cream."

    u/thejusner

    6. "Are you my big toe? Cuz I'd bang you on every piece of furniture I own."

    u/Dongotti

    7. "If I had four quarters to give to the four prettiest women in the world, you would have a dollar."

    u/ReferencesCartoons

    8. "Did you fall out of the vending machine? 'Cause you’re a snack."

    9. "I would like to extend to you an invitation to the pants party."

    u/bolognahole

    10. "I wish we were shoelaces, so together we can be knotty."

    u/masterpain

    11. "On a scale of one to 10, you are a 9 and I am the 1 you need."

    u/Devi-L

    12. [Said to a history major:] "So you like history? Wanna come over and see my Battle of the Bulge?"

    520girl

    13. "Hey, can you help me? I think my phone is broken. Your number's not in it."

    u/anonymous

    14. "Do you want to sit on my lap and talk about the first thing that comes up?"

    u/santasdeath

    15. "Is your phone in your back pocket? Because your ass is calling me."

    16. "I wish I was a derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves."

    u/buffythepoonslayer

    17. "Holy shit, dude. Your hand looks super heavy, do you need me to hold it for you?"

    mitchellthemuppet

    18. "I'm going to hit you like a snowstorm. Give you 8-9 inches and you won't be able to leave the house all weekend."

    u/hills_usmc

    19. "Have you been sitting on sugar, cuz daaaamn that ass looks sweet!"

    gabbyricks

    20. "I wish I were DNA Helicase, so I could unzip your genes."

    21. "That shirt looks very becoming on you. Of course, if I were on you, I'd becoming too."

    u/unafragger

    22. "[Said by a barista:] You're the whipped cream to my coffee — without you my life is bitter."

    nazalealea

    23. "I’ll put my basilisk in your Chamber of Secrets."

    julial11

    For more come-ons pulled straight from the halls of Hogwarts, check out our favorite Harry Potter pickup lines.

    24. "I’m planning on boycotting Trip Advisor because I looked up the best places to eat and you weren’t #1."

    laurosaurus

    25. “Are you an oven? Cause you’re hot!”

    26. "Do you have the time? The time for me to write down your number?"

    trestertaylor

    27. "That's a nice shirt...could I talk you out of it?"

    u/Jabberminor

    28. "You must be made of Copper and Tellurium because you are CuTe."

    u/im_not_sane

    29. "If I were a stop light, I'd turn red every time you were near so I could stare at you longer."

    30. "Did you just fart? Cause you blew me away."

    Mariamsuqi3

    31. "Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see me in your pants."

    julid483f13f8d

    32. "You know I'd like to invite you over, but I'm afraid you're so hot that you'll skyrocket my air-conditioning bill."

    33. "It's like I'm an impatient archeologist and you're a newly found fossil, because I can't wait to date you."

    u/TranSpyre

    34. "Are you Google? Because you are everything I'm searching for."

    u/Snow_Rain

    35. "Do you have a shovel in your pants? Cause I am digging that ass!"

    36. "I don't have a library card, but I'll still try to check you out."

    u/anonymous 

    37. "Roses are red, violets are blue, sliding into your DMs to holla at you."

    cindyw497d786b1

    38. "Hey girl, do you like Pokemon? 'Cause I would love to get a Pikachu!"

    u/TheRealNinjaMike

    39. "Is your name Gillette? Because you're the best a man can get"

    u/anonymous  

    40. "I’m no photographer, but I can picture us together."

    41. "I'm going outside for a moment. Mind holding this for me? (holds out hand)"

    u/lncinerate

    42. "Girl does your dad own Campbells because you look mm-mm good!"

    u/nommingdino

    43. "I think my Spotify is broken. You’re not listed in the hottest singles."

    44. "Even if there was no gravity on Earth, I would still fall for you."

    u/Stubbedtoe33

    45. "Have you got any raisins? Well, then how about a date?"

    u/Pumpkin1992

    46. "Hey girl, you know what this sweater is made of? Boyfriend material."

    47. [Said to someone with missing fingers:] "I see that you're missing some digits, so here are mine."

    justme12

    48. "You're so sweet that you put Hersey's out of business!"

    49. [Said to someone named Alyssa:] "You can call me Leonardo DaVinci, because I will make you moan-Alyssa."

    alyssac49b9f4710

    50. "Are you a baker? Because those buns are hot!"

    u/SenorchickenNwaffos

    51. "Are you from the Netherlands, cause AmsterDAM."

    u/badassspaceman

    52. "Are you from Tennessee, because you are the only ten I see."

    u/djfromhell

    53. "Girl are you a beaver? Cause dam."

    u/mattonmc

    54. "Are you a library book? Because I'm checking you out!"

    55. "I'm having a sale in my bedroom. My clothes are 100% off."

    u/Srslyaidaman

    56. "If I was a cop I'd give you a ticket because you have fine written all over you."

    u/dash47

    57. "Girl, are you my appendix? because I don't know what you do, but I've got a feeling in my gut that I've gotta take you out!"

    58. "Hi, I'm writing a report on the finer things in life, and I was wondering if I could use you as an example..."

    u/DokterManhattan

    59. "If you were a vegetable, you'd be a CUTEcumber."

    60. [Dating app message:] "I'm actually from the future where we've been married twenty years. I'm just here to resolve an argument over when and where our first date was."

    jenmonje

    61. [Said to a girl named Jen]: "Do you spell you name G-I-N? Cause you make me intoxicated."

    marteilr

    62. "Poof! Well, here I am. The genie said you still have two more wishes, though."

    63. "You look so familiar… didn't we take a class together? I could've sworn we had chemistry."

    u/sirePURPLE

    64. [Said to a girl named Mariel:] "I don't date tens, I only Mariel-evens."

    marielu3

    65. [Said by someone's ex:] "Are you my dad? 'Cause I miss you."

    kenquick

    66. [Said to a girl named Brandy:] "Ah, no wonder I found you so intoxicating from across the room."

    67. "Hey, do you want to come watch porn on my flat screen mirror?"

    christiew4edd99e99

    68. "Are you an unpaid parking ticket? 'Cause you got mighty fine written all over you."

    What are some of the cheesiest pickup lines you've ever heard of/used? Feel free to let us know in the comments below!



    This article contains content from Ehis Osifo. It was compiled by Salimah McCullough.