My great aunt used to tell people she had a black brother. She was jealous all the other kids in her grade had siblings. Turns out, 'Thomas' was her cat.
If I’m feeling anxious about everything I have to do. I make a list and put things on there that are very simple and I know I will do as well as the things that freak me out. I get such a rush from crossing something off (even if it’s just taking a shower or throwing clothes in the…Â
When I was about 10, my brother decided to take the plunger from the bathroom and plunge my head. It was wet because my dad had used it earlier that day.
He also used to hold my head underwater until I almost stopped moving whenever we went swimming.
Not me, but my friend Jen. She was at a party and a guy came up to her and asked, "Do you spell you name G-I-N? Cause you make me intoxicated."
She gave an awkward chuckle and walked away.
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