1. Frying bacon? That takes so much time and washing up. It's much easier just to microwave it instead. Twitter: @AmAndAdolAn66 Look at that delicious uncooked rind! 2. Cutting up a mango is a whole minute of your life you'll never get back, which is why it makes total sense to eat it like an apple. Twitter: @AlexSophia_ The skin is an excellent source of fibre. Probably. 3. Isn't leaving your room to cook just the worst? Solve that problem by warming up last night's leftovers with a hairdryer! cuntwarrior.tumblr.com Why didn't I think of this??! 4. Sometimes there are no clean bowls, so you have no choice but to eat your cereal out of a hat. Twitter: @JeffJano15 Pure genius. 5. If you're a little more classy, you might have it from a wine glass instead. Twitter: @klakee_D This must be how the other half lives. 6. Or you can just cut out the washing-up completely, and eat it straight from the bag with a plastic spoon. Twitter: @Shabs_100 This is definitely how Beyoncé eats her cereal. 7. Why bother with the crumbs you get from making a proper sandwich when you can just make one entirely from cheese? Twitter: @poptartiero This is legit. 8. And if you do decide to use bread, actually picking the sandwich up is definitely far too much effort. Twitter: @_jfloresca Arms are so overrated. 9. Avoid going back and forth between your room and the kitchen by just Skyping your food! imgur.com It's almost like having a friend! 10. Idiots wash up forks. Clever people use two knives as chopsticks. Twitter: @YesiRuelasSings This is how you survive in an apocalypse. 11. Even cleverer people just use pens. lmao-its-funny.tumblr.com Blue for stabilising, red for grabbing. 12. Actually, why bother making food at all when you can just suck up a delicious pouch of baby food?! Twitter: @avemariyaa Stick to the damn fruit flavours. 13. Burritos are good, but you know what's better? Eating a whole potato with a napkin around it. Twitter: @tffanyjoy So delicious you don't even need guac! 14. Everyone knows washing up is for losers, but eating off clingfilm? That's what winners do. imgur.com Tell me, are you a loser or a winner? 15. Rulers are great at measuring stuff, but what they're really for is scooping yoghurt out of small pots. Twitter: @chris_parry12 The more you know! 16. Peeling off a sticker is far too much effort in the 21st century. Twitter: @tweetsbyjessie Down with stickers. 17. Some people might say eating rice with a random lid instead of a fork is trashy, but those people suck. Twitter: @LlamasInOnesies How dare they judge you! 18. And a broken clothes hanger is obviously not useless garbage, it is an acceptable and ingenious eating tool. Twitter: @AmyHaskayne Never throw anything away, because you never know when you might need a makeshift spoon. 19. Thankfully, the supermarkets are here to save us from ever having to do anything ever again. Twitter: @dave_seed Doing things is the worst. 20. Just IMAGINE peeling an orange! Twitter: @Tao23 Preposterous! 21. And these avocado halves? They are the most necessary thing the human race has ever created. Twitter: @AvolutionFresh Because if you can't have a world with pre-peeled, pre-pitted, pre-packaged avocado halves, what's even the point of being alive?