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    41 "Harry Potter" Pickup Lines Sweeter Than A Chocolate Frog

    These are so good that they might work even if you're *not* a magic nerd.

    Ready to turn on the charm? These Harry Potter-themed pickup lines will help you set the ~magical~ mood.

    1. Is that a wand in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

    2. Have you heard of Platform 9 and 3/4? Well, I can think of something else with the exact same measurements.

    3. If you were a Dementor, I'd become a criminal just to get your kiss.

    Hogwarts in the fog

    4. Hagrid's not the only giant on campus, if you know what I mean.

    5. I'd let you handle my wand any day!

    An illustration of Diagon Alley

    6. Your name must be Severus Severus, because you're making my prince full blood.

    7. I must have had some Felix Felicis because I think I'm about to get lucky.

    Hogwarts at night with the windows lit up

    8. I'm not wearing an invisibility cloak, but do you think I could still visit your restricted section tonight?

    9. I'm no Animagus, but sometimes I can be a real animal.

    10. My name might not be Luna, but I sure know how to Lovegood.

    A wooden table with books laying open

    11. A couple nights with me and Moaning Myrtle will have to get a new nickname.

    12. The thought of you makes something vast and silver erupt from my wand.

    13. I could make you scream louder than a mandrake.

    A wrought iron gate

    14. Why don't you come tame my dragon?

    15. Did you say, "Wingardium Leviosa"? 'Cause you've got me rising, baby.

    16. If I try hard enough, I can get a really big patronus. All I have to do is think of happy things.

    17. If I were a Seeker and you were a Snitch, would you let me catch you?

    18. I need a pensieve because my head is filled with thoughts about you.

    19. I'd like to get my basilisk into your Chamber of Secrets.

    The Great Hall at Hogwarts full of floating candles and students eating

    20. If you were a basilisk, I wouldn't mind dying just to look into your eyes.

    21. Going to bed? Mind if I Slytherin?

    View of Hogwarts from across the lake

    22. I'm just like Oliver Wood, baby... I'm a keeper!

    23. Yeah, girls call me "Aguamenti." Every time they hear my name, they get wet.

    24. Are you a golden snitch? Because I've been seeking for something like you my whole life.

    25. I don't need the mirror of Erised to know that you're everything I desire.

    26. I've been whomping my willow thinking about you.

    Voldemort and Death Eaters face off against Harry, Ron, and Hermione

    27. Did you use Relashio? 'Cause there are sparks between us.

    28. It's a portkey... Once you touch it, it will take you somewhere you've never been before.

    29. So, I hear you're the Head Girl of your house...

    30. I don't need accio to make you come.

    The Hogwarts Express train on the tracks

    31. They say I'm like the horn of a crumple-horned snorkack. Explosive.

    32. You look like you'd be a good Quidditch player. Want to ride my broomstick?

    33. One night with me and they'll be calling you Moaning Myrtle.

    An illustration of a giant mechanical contraption with wings

    34. I don't have any muggle money, but I do have one big Galleon.

    35. You can have the portkey to my heart.

    36. Did you survive the Avada Kedavra curse? Because you're drop dead gorgeous.

    Harry Potter and other members of Gryffindor

    37. Interested in making some magic together? My wand is at the ready.

    38. Your smile is like expelliarmus. Simple but disarming.

    A grand hall with blue and gold ceiling

    39. Do you want to head to the Shrieking Shack? We could do some shrieking of our own.

    A grand hall full of student wizards

    40. You don't have to say "Lumos Maxima" to turn me on!

    This post contains content from Ashley Baccam and Dual Jann. It was compiled by Laura Frustaci.