73 "Harry Potter" Pickup Lines Sweeter Than A Chocolate Frog

    These are so good that they might work even if you're *not* a magic nerd.

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    Ready to turn on the charm? With a little help from Reddit, we rounded up the best Harry Potter-themed pickup lines that are sure to set the ~magical~ mood instantly. Use these on your next crush, or make your friends groan with how cheesy they are. You never know—they might work!

    1. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I Apparate by again?

    2. You must be a Horcux, 'cause you've captured my heart.

    3. Your name must be Luna, because you've brought some Lovegood into my life.

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    4. Did it hurt when you fell from the Quidditch broom? 'Cause you're a keeper.

    5. Are you a Time-Turner? Because I'd go back in time just to meet you again.

    6. If you were a spell, you'd be 'Accio' because you've summoned my heart.

    7. Are you a Hogwarts acceptance letter? Because you're the magical invitation I've been waiting for.

    8. Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Or did you just use a Portkey to teleport here?

    9. Excuse me, but are you a Gryffindor? Because you've got my heart racing like I'm facing a Hungarian Horntail.

    10. Are you a Dementor? 'Cause if you kissed me, I'd never recover.

    11. Is that a wand in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

    12. The sorting hat has spoken, and I belong in your house.


    13. Have you heard of Platform 9 and 3/4? Well, I can think of something else with the exact same measurements.

    14. You're the only thing I need in my Room of Requirement.

    15. Are you a Death Eater? Because Azka-damn!


    16. I'll show you my secret passage, but only if you solemnly swear that you're up to no good.


    17. If you were a Dementor, I'd become a criminal just to get your kiss.

    Hogwarts in the fog

    18. Do you like Harry Potter? Because I a-Dumbledore you.

    19. No, you didn’t take a love potion. I'm just this charming.

    20. Are you Professor Flitwick? Because your charms are working on me.


    21. Can you speak Parseltongue? Because my snake wants to talk to you.

    22. Excuse me, but is your name Hermione? Because every time I look at you, I feel like I've been hit by a Stunning Spell.

    23. Hagrid's not the only giant on campus, if you know what I mean.

    24. Would you mind if I Slytherin your Chamber of Secrets?


    25. I'd let you handle my wand any day!

    An illustration of Diagon Alley

    26. Your name must be Severus Snape, because you're making my prince full blood.

    27. You may be a muggle, but that ass is magical.


    28. I must have had some Felix Felicis because I think I'm about to get lucky.

    Hogwarts at night with the windows lit up

    29. I'm not wearing an invisibility cloak, but do you think I could still visit your Restricted Section tonight?

    30. Are you a Hogwarts letter? Because you're exactly what I've been waiting for all my life.

    31. Do you play Quidditch? Because I think you're a keeper.


    32. I'm no Animagus, but sometimes I can be a real animal.

    33. I long for your bottom.


    34. My name might not be Luna, but I sure know how to Lovegood.

    A wooden table with books laying open

    35. Is your name Firenze? Because you're the centaur of my universe.


    36. The thought of you makes something vast and silver erupt from my wand.

    37. I'm like the Cursed Child. I might be short and controversial, but you won't forget me anytime soon.


    38. I could make you scream louder than a mandrake.

    A wrought iron gate

    39. Why don't you come tame my dragon?

    40. Baby, are you a house-elf? Cuz I wanna give you aaaaall my clothes.


    41. Did you say, "Wingardium Leviosa?" 'Cause you've got me rising, baby.

    42. Are you a Dementor? Because you just took my breath away


    43. If I try hard enough, I can get a really big Patronus. All I have to do is think of happy things.

    44. If I were a Seeker and you were a Snitch, would you let me catch you?

    45. I'd like to get my Basilisk into your Chamber of Secrets.

    The Great Hall at Hogwarts full of floating candles and students eating

    46. I need a pensieve because my head is filled with thoughts about you.

    47. Are you a snitch? Because you're the finest catch here!

    48. If you were a Basilisk, I wouldn't mind dying just to look into your eyes.

    49. Going to bed? Mind if I Slytherin?

    View of Hogwarts from across the lake

    50. I'm just like Oliver Wood, baby... I'm a keeper!

    51. Yeah, girls call me "Aguamenti." Every time they hear my name, they get wet.

    52. Are you a golden snitch? Because I've been seeking something like you my whole life.

    53. Can I call you Dumbledore? Because you look like a headmaster!

    54. I don't need the Mirror of Erised to know that you're everything I desire.

    55. I've been whomping my willow thinking about you.

    Voldemort and Death Eaters face off against Harry, Ron, and Hermione

    56. Did you use Relashio? 'Cause there are sparks between us.

    57. It's a portkey... Once you touch it, it will take you somewhere you've never been before.

    58. So, I hear you're the Head Girl of your house...

    59. I don't need "Accio" to make you come.

    The Hogwarts Express train on the tracks

    60. They say I'm like the horn of a crumple-horned snorkack. Explosive.

    61. You look like you'd be a good Quidditch player. Want to ride my broomstick?

    62. One night with me and they'll be calling you Moaning Myrtle.

    An illustration of a giant mechanical contraption with wings

    63. I don't have any muggle money, but I do have one big Galleon.

    64. I am SIRIUSly into you.


    65. You can have the portkey to my heart.

    66. Did you survive the Avada Kedavra curse? Because you're drop dead gorgeous.

    Harry Potter and other members of Gryffindor

    67. Did you just stupefy me, or are you always that stunning?


    68. Interested in making some magic together? My wand is at the ready.

    69. Your smile is like Expelliarmus. Simple but disarming.

    A grand hall with blue and gold ceiling

    70. My Mirror of Erised must be broken because the only thing I see is you.


    71. Do you want to head to the Shrieking Shack? We could do some shrieking of our own.

    A grand hall full of student wizards

    72. You don't have to say "Lumos Maxima" to turn me on!

    73. Wanna ride my Nimbus 2000?

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