People Are Texting Their Boyfriends To "Schedule A Dick Appointment," And Their Responses Are GENIUS
"Customer disclaimer: Dick appointment may not be as long as normal, no refunds."
Who says romance is dead?
Hey baby, how about you and me get together and pop some pimples, eh?
Women On Reddit Are Sharing The Most Intimate Non-Sex Things They Do With Their Partner, And Even My Militantly Single Self Will Admit It's Wholesome
Warning: only read this if you can handle extreme amounts of cuteness.
Are you strong and secure, anxious, or avoidant?
When I was younger, I thought it was a status symbol to be with an older man. Now that I’m the age of some of the men I dated in my teens, I feel very differently.
These wedding bells will reveal all!
"Extremely hot girl: This is my average-looking boyfriend, Blermp."
Put your bio to the test.
"I have a lot of admiration for Natalie, for her intelligence, creativity, and animal rights activism, and I hate that I might have caused her and her family distress."
Your soulmate is waiting for you!
"His name is Keanu Reeves. Pls give me ur blessings."
"I wish my skin was as clear as the fact that I'm going to be single for the rest of my life."
Guys, it's a serious problem, I swear!
Let's see if you're a good match for the only single Chris.
„... nach ungefähr zehn Minuten bin ich mit seinem Schwanz im Mund eingeschlafen.“
"As a feminist, I miss my boyfriend."
Du löschst Tinder, nur um es drei Tage später wieder herunterzuladen.
You're a sucker for love.
"It's better to be alone than with the wrong person."
Want to find your way to your crush's heart?
The way to your heart is through your stomach! Yum.
We all deserve to really experience love.
"Love is a lot of things...but at the end of the day, it is a choice."
This is 100% accurate.
How do you express love and how do you receive it?
And how did it change your approach to relationships?
Women Are Sharing The Things Guys Do That Turn Them Off Immediately And It Is All The Truth There Ever Was
"Talking shit about all your 'crazy ex-girlfriends.' Either you have bad taste, or they weren't the problem."
I l̶o̶a̶t̶h̶e̶ love you with the intensity of a thousand suns.
And they said it wouldn't last, smh.
Take this advice to heart before it's too late!
Is it normal to use someone's shower on the first date? According to Top Gun, yes.