"He proudly told me he hadn’t gone to the dentist in 10 years."
We've already started making the wedding Pinterest boards and looking at pretty dresses.
But hey, they tried... sort of.
"You've been liked by 25,000 people since joining Tinder. 2019 is gonna be your year!"
"Always pay attention to the way he talks about his ex-partners."
Does Jake Peralta like Pisces or Scorpios?
Food and hot guys? The perfect match.
Will it be in the next month?
Will you rekindle an old flame?
"Bumble really put zodiac signs in profiles...dudes really gonna be lying about their star signs now too."
Will you accept this rose?
Garantiert 100 % akkurat.
Hey, you never know!
Love in your future.
They certainly have "big dick energy," despite their bad reputation.
I may be Batman, but you're Robin my heart.
Follow these steps and find the person of your dreams.
It can only get better...right?
You haven't lived if you haven't had a DT phase...
Do you know or do you just **think** you know?
Let's hope your soulmate has a cool name. I bet they do.
Feeling divine?
Will you be in lurve or will you be a single Pringle?
**sips latte thirstily**
Grande-ing, Banksying, Instagrandstanding, and more!
Might be that 2020's actually going to be the year for you, sry.
It's time you knew!
Is there an Uber Eats that gets you the food but also feeds it to you and asks you about your day?
Wellllllll?
Put an egg on it.
Here's what lit up our screens this year.
Fill in the blanks!
It's crush time.
Are you the one that got away?
#3: You can watch whatever shows you want, when you want.
Better stock up on chapstick!
Cleanup on aisle twelve.
Are they the same age as you?
Are you single? The puppies can tell.
These questions might seem random, but they reveal more about you than you think.
"Date: What do you do? Me: [holds up menu] you just choose a meal from this book of food."
Sometimes there's more to Tinder than dick pics.
Which is your type?
"Butt stuff???" — Kevin
Na, auch schon zum drölften Mal wieder bei Tinder gelandet?
Your love life's gonna be sweet.
A great year for love.
Mach einen richtigen Albtraum daraus.