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People Are Texting Their Boyfriends To "Schedule A Dick Appointment," And Their Responses Are GENIUS

"Customer disclaimer: Dick appointment may not be as long as normal, no refunds."


Plan A Hilariously Bad Date, And We'll Reveal Your Soulmate's Zodiac Sign

Hey baby, how about you and me get together and pop some pimples, eh?


These 10 Questions Can Determine Your Romantic Attachment Style

Are you strong and secure, anxious, or avoidant?

Why Are Some Men Obsessed With Barely Legal Girls?

When I was younger, I thought it was a status symbol to be with an older man. Now that I’m the age of some of the men I dated in my teens, I feel very differently.

24 Dinge, die Singles nicht mehr hören können

„Sag mal, gehst du gerade mit jemandem aus?“


19 Tweets For Anyone Who's Had Enough Of Men, No Offense

"Extremely hot girl: This is my average-looking boyfriend, Blermp."


Moby Just Apologized To Natalie Portman For Those Dating Claims — Here's What He Said

"I have a lot of admiration for Natalie, for her intelligence, creativity, and animal rights activism, and I hate that I might have caused her and her family distress."


This Woman Convinced Her Mom That She Was Dating Keanu Reeves And It Was Hella Pure

"His name is Keanu Reeves. Pls give me ur blessings."

21 Dating Tumblr Posts That Will Have You Cackling While Sipping Your Wine

"I wish my skin was as clear as the fact that I'm going to be single for the rest of my life."


Ok, But Do You Really Belong With Chris Evans Or Not?

Let's see if you're a good match for the only single Chris.

18 abgedrehte Geschichten übers Rummachen, die kaum zu übertreffen sind

„... nach ungefähr zehn Minuten bin ich mit seinem Schwanz im Mund eingeschlafen.“

Tell Us The Moment You Knew You Wanted To Marry Your S.O.

"L" is for the way you look at me...

22 Dinge, die dir bekannt vorkommen werden, wenn du schon ziemlich lange single bist

Du löschst Tinder, nur um es drei Tage später wieder herunterzuladen.


When Will You Find Your True Love?

You may already know them.


Answer These Questions And We'll Tell You How To Ask Your Crush Out

Want to find your way to your crush's heart?


Can We Guess Your Dating Status Based On What You Eat?

The way to your heart is through your stomach! Yum.


18 Essential Relationship Tips, According To Couples Therapists

"Love is a lot of things...but at the end of the day, it is a choice."


There Are Five Different Love Languages — What's Yours?

How do you express love and how do you receive it?

What's The Best Advice You've Received From A Couples' Therapist?

And how did it change your approach to relationships?

Women Are Sharing The Things Guys Do That Turn Them Off Immediately And It Is All The Truth There Ever Was

"Talking shit about all your 'crazy ex-girlfriends.' Either you have bad taste, or they weren't the problem."

We Want To Know The Wildest Thing You've Ever Said In A Relationship Fight

I l̶o̶a̶t̶h̶e̶ love you with the intensity of a thousand suns.


What I Learned About Love From American Movies

Is it normal to use someone's shower on the first date? According to Top Gun, yes.

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