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One must question the type of person that would put these in their yard. Perhaps as a warning to door-to-door solicitors?
Style Buzz A very powerful day-walking vampire. You don't have to believe me. The evidence speaks for itself.
Culture Buzz Yeah, like you've never made out with your son! Seriously though, why is this a stock photo? (via Reddit)
Culture Buzz Never talk to strangers. Unless you want this to happen to you.
Culture Buzz I need an adult. Preferably one not named Ty Barnes. (via The Daily What)
David Peters of Streetsboro, Ohio was arrested on charges of possessing child pornography. He should have changed his t-shirt. (via deadspin.com)
TV Buzz I scoured the internet (mostly tumblr) for this masterpost that collects every possible animated GIF you would need from TLC's Toddlers & Tiaras
Culture Buzz He may win the Iowa Caucuses, despite not always being photogenic. Talk about a politician overcoming adversity.
Culture Buzz This little guy might only stand at 1:6 scale, but he cranks up the baby doll creep factor to a whole new level. Now someone make a baby Batman so they can have an adorably bizarre mini-battle in a Gotham day care. (via nerdapproved.com)
And I thought they smelled bad on the outside. DeviantArt user and self-described “animal mortician” Zhon made this super-creepy tauntaun costume.
Music Buzz Watch the band Dead Sea Lions desperately try and corner the “edgy” market with their ruff new music video. (via animalnewyork.com)
Culture Buzz Edith Zimmerman's tutorial on how to make doll heads into creepy wine goblets has been taken to a whole new level. (via thehairpin.com)
Ossian Brown's exquisite collection of antique photographs of Halloweens past. A larger collection of photos, all dating between 1875 and 1955, comprise his new book entitled Haunted Air. (via boingboing.net)
Ortrud Kastaun's laser-like focus has finally earned the recognition of the Guinness World Records. But her victory appears to have come at a high personal cost. Congratulations?
Does anyone else get a little freaked out when they read this kind of thing? (via 9gag.com)
We're also not too sure your Satanic mother should store it under the sink with the other cleaning products. Then again, if you're living in that house, you should probably run for your life regardless.
The hospital in Vyksa, located in the Nizhny Novgorod region, looks like an abandoned building. Click here to see more pictures of this functioning hospital, which looks like the set of a horror movie. (via englishrussia.com)
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NSFW & NSFL! You don't have to know Korean to understand this. “Creepy” needs no translation. Don't say I didn't warn you.
femalemasklover is at it again, and this time the nightmare has a plot. What has been seen cannot be unseen.
Did he just recommend assassinating the other team? Why yes. Yes he did. Also, not for nothing, but this pre-game speech is for a scrimmage. I'd hate to see him before a playoff game. Make sure you at least fast forward to the last few seconds as they are priceless/creepy. (I have a sneaking suspicion he has no affiliation to the school.) (via deadspin.com)
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