An oldie but goodie, this video features a gal of a certain age performing a “face exercise,” single-handedly validating the therapy boom of the eighties. Incidentally, she also makes a great case against Botox.
These gourds are somehow incredibly disturbing. If you want to have a good day, it's best you don't look at them.
Whatever happened to to the innocent days, when eight-year-olds examined each other's bodies without the implications of government-sanctioned propaganda? Also, let's never put a surgical mask on a child. It just makes the world sadder.
Culture Buzz Whatever happened to to the innocent days, when eight-year-olds examined each other's bodies without the implications of government-sanctioned conspiracies? Also, let's never put a surgical mask on a child. It just makes the world sadder.
Chrissy Conant's “Chrissy Skin Rug” is either a charming ode to Silence of the Lambs, or a disturbing metaphor. I'll assume it's a metaphor, but I'd much rather imagine her saying to guests, “You see, it puts the carpet cleaner on its skin, and it looks as clean as ever!” [Update: Typo and bad grammar corrected - sorry!]
I'd probably lose a little weight if these terrifying, judgmental eyes were always criticizing my food choices.
Celebrated archivists EverythingIsTerrible unearthed this video of Ted Danson running game. Special correspondent Eliot Glazer informs me that this comes from an 1986 PSA entitled How Can I Tell If I'm Really In Love?, which you will want to go read about here. Trust me.
Since I'm recently all about the creepy, why not continue my streak. Today's venture, Crappy Taxidermy, teaches you to properly bury your animals in your backyard and leave well enough alone.
Apparently used for teaching midwives in 19th century Japan, these pregnant dolls not only included placenta and stretch marks, but also interchangeable fetuses of different stages. I'm just glad there are no commercials for these dolls.
I have no idea what's going on here, but it's seriously creeping me out. …And making me hungry.
Tech Buzz So here's something creepy: Upload your portrait and turn it into a moving, talking 3D likeness of yourself. Perfect for those who can't wait for their robot likeness to arrive in the mail. As a test subject, I've tried out a recently submitted photo of Jack. Upload yours and share the link below!
In a disturbingly silent YouTube video, a man shows off his luxuriously long mermaid hair. Someone get this guy on a Pantene commercial.
While normally cute, raccoons can be totally evil and scary when put to the test.
Imagine Post Secret with a creepy fan fiction spin. Did you know there's a whole slew of fanfic-focused terms? Ship means “to endorse a romantic relationship,” slash is meant to denote homosexual pairings, and fap means to masturbate. Huh! Who knew? (…Well, obviously quite a few.)
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A Twitter dedicated to scoping out the recently single and heartbroken in the Twitterverse. There will be Twitters for good and Twitters for… creeps.
In the latest round of Michael Jackson's weird stuff auctions there's a poem about doing it with children. It goes: “Children of the world, we'll do it, with song and dance and innocent bliss, and the soft caress of a loving kiss, we'll do it.” Note to the children: don't do it.
Available now on eBay! Obviously this is a one-of-a-kind item. Guaranteed to give you creepy but oddly poignant nightmares.
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They claim it's “like blinking”, but I don't buy it. Check out some of the creepiest (and most famous) oglers.
Relax, watch TV, and indulge your lap-related fantasies. Someone should make sure the old guy in this picture is still alive.
Tech Buzz Doggyspace.com is Facebook for dogs. I’ve always found pet zealots a little…how do you say…creepy? This site is a dog fanatic’s Mecca - Log in, create a profile, and create hopes, dreams, and aspirations for your dog…Either that or somehow these dogs have not only learned English, but have also managed to become remarkably computer savvy.
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