1. This eerie cloud-like figure floating around someone's neighborhood:
2. This beach penis (aka razor clam):
I feel like I'm gonna get in trouble for looking at it:
3. This fish with two faces:
4. This hexagonal pattern someone woke up to on their chest:
5. And this puncture wound/cross of blood someone else woke up to on their calve:
6. This carnival that only had 11 people on opening night:
7. This firework that gave me existential dread:
8. This apple someone bought from the grocery store that had a slice cut out of it (and put back in):
9. This reporter getting his beard caressed by Shaq:
It really just kept going:
10. This fish that hides in the anus of sea cucumbers:
11. This photocopy image someone had slipped under their hotel door:
12. This dead bird someone found in the center of their rug:
13. This long hair someone has to keep plucking on their finger:
14. This person's new closet that has some weird, tired eyes on its door:
15. And finally, this extremely creepy wrong email someone received:
H/T: r/Weird