The show hit the perfect note for the stars in the room, many of whom were as occupied with scoring photos on the smoking patio as charting the winners.
The rambling, and at times, awkward speech by Jodie Foster left many confused about what really happened on stage.
Last night’s show was actually really good. Here are the best parts.
A Hilary Swank reference and an old Twitter joke.
Tina Fey and Amy Poehler are heroes, Jodie Foster made history, and Bill Clinton was a presenter. What a crazy night!
Sure, the Golden Globes were fun, but most of us were more glued to our computers than to the TV screen. And the awards for best tweets go to…
They were truly the hostesses with the most(esses).
The last time Lindsay blessed us with her live-tweeting presence was during the presidential debates. We welcome her back with open arms.
What an interesting, angry, beautiful, strange, and original way of coming out.
Homeland! Anne Hathaway! Argo! And all the rest.
The fake movie that Amy Poehler and Tina Fey fake-starred in should win all the awards.
I wonder if Fred Armisen cares.
Tommy Lee Jones was not amused in the slightest during Will Ferrell and Kristen Wiig’s Golden Globes speech.
Aww. At least the guy in the back cares.
If it can’t be Amy and Tina again, we have our answer.
If there was a Golden Globe award for Best Mustache Ever, this would win. Instead.
They like him, they really like him!
Guest-starring Taylor Swift’s side-eye.
If there was a Golden Globe award for Best Mustache Ever, this would win.
Spoiler alert: Paul Rudd handles it ADORABLY.
Their subject of their zingers included Katheryn Bigelow, Daniel Day Lewis, and Ricky Gervais (among others!)
Whoever had control of the official Golden Globes Instagram definitely knows what the people want. And what the people want is dreamy photos of foxy people.
Also introduces us to a new dance move called “that’s racist.”
Can they just get married and live happily ever after already?!
Tonight at the Golden Globes Jodie Foster will receive the Cecil B. DeMille Award for lifetime achievement. And she totally deserves it.
The tide has turned in the awards show game.
Behold, the beautiful progeny of the rich and famous, whose job it is to awkwardly usher people off stage.
A guide to what goes on where… when the cameras aren’t looking.
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