Allow me to introduce you to a life-changing and life-ruining drink.
I love being gay.
Spill the tea, squirrel friends.
THE TIME HAS COME.
Is it January yet?
Sherin Mathews was found dead near her house after police allege she choked as her father forced her to drink milk.
Sometimes we all just need a good lactose intoleRANT.
Police said that the body was "most likely" that of Sherin Mathews, who was reported missing after being forced to stand outside at night for not drinking her milk.
Texas police are still looking for Sherin Mathews, whose father did not report her missing for five hours after he left her outside as a disciplinary measure.
"Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to be local milk people."
It's more than just milk and cereal.
Oreo's in macaron form = SO MUCH YES.
“And that’s how you milk a water buffalo.”
*flicks holy water*
"I assume they're banned for a reason... why are we eating them?"
Did somebody say goat cheese?
All for the #TastyStory!
I wasn't prepared for an existential crisis.
Wakey wakey eggs and bakey.
Pie is amazing, man.
The whole "Gatorade on chocolate milk" hack is heading mainstream.
Yes, you read than right. You can now carry your biscuits and gravy!
Easy like, Saturday morning...
For when plain old hash browns just aren't enough!
Or was Boost really the secret of your energy?
Easy breakfast or brunch for the weekend!
Let these products be your guide...
"Blood and milk? Well why does it smell like urine to me?"
"If for any reason you're lactose intolerant and decide it magically went away because you decided you wanted milk, don't."
*sips coffee* *handles everything like a boss*
Cheesecake for everyone.
Go ahead, swig that sweet cereal milk. The products in this post were updated in October 2017.
"Anybody who eats an Oreo all together though, is a monster." Passionate Oreo lovers try Oreo's first ever candy bar!
Bagel fun for breakfast!
Get into it.
Are you grrrreat?
Like how to get it off your face for good.
Cue the leaves!
The new, nondairy alternative will be available starting Sept. 6.
Also known as Coxinhas.
Step up your memory game.
Should you really put ketchup on your Kraft Dinner?
Here are some of the loudest queer voices currently working in the industry — and why you should be paying attention to them.
Hear me out. It is terrible.
This isn't clickbait, it's LITERALLY what it says it is.
For all you coffee lovers out there.
Food authorities in NSW have determined a cold-press system removes an adequate amount of harmful bacteria from milk for sale.
Coles and Woolworths say that the shortage is related to the sudden increase in demand.
Australians are turning to Facebook to organise mass buyouts of name brand dairy products.