As a self-proclaimed member of the "hot girls with stomach issues" club, there's no question about my stance on dairy milk. It is simply not compatible with my body, and I will be an oat milk girly 'til the day I die.
Besides the volcanic eruption it creates in my intestines, I don't feel too passionately about cow's milk. But apparently, the internet has some strong, unfiltered feelings about people who drink milk beyond childhood. Here are 28 tweets to sum it up:
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To the adults who drink glasses of milk: how does it feel to be a giant baby? A big poopy diaper smelly little baby
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people will say that homosexuality is against nature and then go drink milk as an adult
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Girlfriend watching A Clockwork Orange: you know they’re fucked up little sickos because they’re drinking milk for fun. that’s how you can tell
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Genuine question, why did we drink milk with every meal in school, we would have pizza with chocolate milk and a side of the shits at 11am
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we need a slur for people that drink milk
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you nasty if you drink milk by itself
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every time i drink milk i remember my roommate who used to put powdered milk in his milk so he could drink "more milk per milk"
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normalize making fun of ppl who drink milk
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WAIT PEOPLE ACTUALLY DRINK MILK BY ITSELF?
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no offense but ppl who drink milk for fun kinda scare me
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do not drink milk it is cow piss
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school really had us drinking milk with pizza like it was normal
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People really drink milk..... by itself..... for no reason?
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There’s something about adults who drink milk that truly frightens me
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Get away from me with your skim milk, Karen. Everyone knows the only milk adults drink is of magnesia.
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Next time you're really going through it, just remember that there are adults who willingly pour milk into a glass and drink it.
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Adults who drink milk: it's creepy and gross. Stop that.
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goodnight to everybody except for people who drink dairy bc ya’ll should already be in bed you big milk sippin’ adult toddlers
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first person ever to drink milk was freaky as hell
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People who drink milk think cows are their mommies.
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Crying who still drink milk at that big age 😭😭😭
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People who drink milk with ice..... like it’s juice........ just willy nilly??? Open your front doors...... all of you, I’ve contacted the FBI.
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People who drink milk won’t do that thing you like.
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people who drink milk by itself are unsafe
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do people who drink milk know they don’t have to
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Adults that drink milk probably do other questionable things
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Dear people who drink milk... Quit bein nasty 🤢
And finally...
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Grown ups who drink milk are serial killers.