Did Kylie Jenner Lie To Us About Using Milk In Her Cereal For The First Time Or Not: An Investigation
I NEED ANSWERS!!!
Last week Kylie Jenner admitted a very deep dark secret. It was that she had milk with her cereal for the first time ever.
The news was shocking and it rocked the world.
But...had we been duped? Was Kylie telling us the truth? Could it actually be that while living as an alive human for 21 years on this planet and as a rich person with access to plenty of milk and cereal, she had NEVER thought to put the two together?!?!??!?!
Well, an extremely perceptive fan named @JosephShepherd dug up some research which proves that perhaps we were all played. That Kylie got us with THE LONG CON!!!
Now, I don't trust just any random screenshot on the internet. So I spent 10 precious minutes of my own time scrolling way back through Kylie's feed (so much has happened!) to find the evidence myself.
And here it is: just like @JosephShepherd said, in a picture posted on April 25, 2013, it appears that Kylie Jenner ate cereal with... MILK(!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) and posted it to Instagram not realizing that one day it would be used as damning evidence against her.
Now, I'd say that this case is closed and agree that we were lied to, but then I took a look at the comments where I saw a debate was happening. Perhaps actually she was telling the truth and this pic is not milk at all, but...YOGURT!!!
However, the milk conspiracists have good points... ones that make me nod and say, "ahhh, yes...hmmm, very true."
I mean, if this ain't me!!!!
But now, only one question remains.
So, has Kylie lied to us and been exposed by her own old Instagram?!?!?!? Or did she tell us the truth and it's yogurt and she really did only have cereal with milk for the first time last week? Or is there a third option in which am I dead and this is hell?
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vote votesShe LIED to our faces about the god damn cereal and milk.
vote votesShe was tellin' the truth. That old Instagram is yogurt, y'all
vote votesThis IS the bad place!!!!!