Last week Kylie Jenner admitted a very deep dark secret. It was that she had milk with her cereal for the first time ever.
last night i had cereal with milk for the first time. life changing.
The news was shocking and it rocked the world.
But...had we been duped? Was Kylie telling us the truth? Could it actually be that while living as an alive human for 21 years on this planet and as a rich person with access to plenty of milk and cereal, she had NEVER thought to put the two together?!?!??!?!
Well, an extremely perceptive fan named @JosephShepherd dug up some research which proves that perhaps we were all played. That Kylie got us with THE LONG CON!!!
@KylieJenner Girl you lying. You had cereal with milk on April 25, 2013 and posted it on Instagram.
Now, I don't trust just any random screenshot on the internet. So I spent 10 precious minutes of my own time scrolling way back through Kylie's feed (so much has happened!) to find the evidence myself.
And here it is: just like @JosephShepherd said, in a picture posted on April 25, 2013, it appears that Kylie Jenner ate cereal with... MILK(!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) and posted it to Instagram not realizing that one day it would be used as damning evidence against her.
Now, I'd say that this case is closed and agree that we were lied to, but then I took a look at the comments where I saw a debate was happening. Perhaps actually she was telling the truth and this pic is not milk at all, but...YOGURT!!!
However, the milk conspiracists have good points... ones that make me nod and say, "ahhh, yes...hmmm, very true."
I mean, if this ain't me!!!!
But now, only one question remains.
