35 Thoughts You Have If You're Lactose Intolerant But Still Eat Dairy

    I'll die on this toilet before I give up dairy.

    Cece
    by Cece

    BuzzFeed Staff

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    1. Oo Starbucks! You know what? I’ll just order a soy hot chocolate to be safe.

    2. Oh great, there’s that judgy look. It's not like I actually enjoy drinking soy milk!

    3. I guess a little whipped cream won’t hurt me.

    4. This definitely isn’t soy milk.

    5. They messed up my order, I should go complain.

    6. Ooooooor I could just drink it, a little bit of milk hurt no one.

    7. See? I’m fine.

    8. Wait, my stomach feels weird.

    9. *Pretends to be shocked*

    10. This can’t be happening right now, I've already left the store!

    11. Umm, I need to fart.

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    12. False alarm, I need to POOP.

    13. I can’t just go back in and use their toilet…

    14. Screw it, I’m going in!

    15. HOLD IT TOGETHER.

    16. I need the toilet ASAP.

    17. MOVE MOVE MOVE, THIS IS AN EMERGENCY.

    18. Why must there be a hecking queue now?!

    19. I look pregnant and my trousers are tight as hell.

    20. Dear Lord, please don’t let me poop my pants.

    21. My prayers have been answered!

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    22. PRRRRRRRRT!

    23. Oh god, I hope no one heard that.

    24. I live here now.

    25. PPPPPPRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT!

    26. I’m never consuming dairy in any shape or form ever again.

    27. I should really get those lactose pills.

    28. I’ll die on my toilet before I give up dairy.

    29. My butthole is in Hell right now.

    30. I hope there’s no one outside my cubicle.

    31. Fuck, there is.

    32. R.I.P to them.

    33. Don’t look at them. Oh god, they know everything.

    34. I’m never showing my face here again.

    35. *Comes back the next day*