1. Oo Starbucks! You know what? I’ll just order a soy hot chocolate to be safe.
2. Oh great, there’s that judgy look. It's not like I actually enjoy drinking soy milk!
3. I guess a little whipped cream won’t hurt me.
4. This definitely isn’t soya milk.
5. They messed up my order, I should go complain.
6. Ooooooor I could just drink it, a little bit of milk hurt no one.
7. See? I’m fine.
8. Wait, my stomach feels weird.
9. *Pretends to be shocked*
10. This can’t be happening right now, I've already left the store!
11. Umm, I need to fart.
23. Oh god, I hope no one heard that.
24. I live here now.
26. I’m never consuming dairy in any shape or form ever again.
27. I should really get those lactose pills.
28. I’ll die on my toilet before I give up dairy.
29. My butthole is in Hell right now.
30. I hope there’s no one outside my cubicle.
31. Fuck, there is.
32. R.I.P to them.
33. Don’t look at them. Oh god, they know everything.
34. I’m never showing my face here again.
35. *Comes back the next day*