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9 "Would You Rather" Questions That Are Painful To Answer If You're Lactose Intolerant

Would you rather be bloated for eternity or give up dairy forever?

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    Eat ice cream right before going to a concert that doesn't have toilets?
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    Spend the entire time on the toilet during a concert?
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    Give up dairy forever?
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    Be bloated for the rest of your life?
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    Be constipated all the time?
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    Be on the verge of dairy induced poops all the time?
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    Always crave dairy but never be allowed to eat it?
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    Eat only dairy for the rest of your life?
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    Eat dairy whenever and suffer terrible diarrhoea?
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    Eat dairy only when you have your lactaid pills?
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    Get paid £100,000 but suffer dairy induced cramps everyday?
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    Never be lactose intolerant again?
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    Be given a dairy drink every time you ask for soy?
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    Be given a soy drink every time you ask for dairy?
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    Constantly let out smelly farts and have people know that it was you?
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    Poop your pants everyday from the comfort of your own home?
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    Suffer for this delicious dairy ice cream?
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    Suffer for this milky bubble tea?

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