"I want to be the first one to poop on that plane."
"You survived...here's a hot dog."
"Merry Christmas from the AMAZON FAIRY."
"I KNEW I SHOULD HAVE SAID VINER."
"I DIDN'T EVEN GET TO USE IT."
"This is like Jurassic Park."
Under the sea. Darling, it's better, down where it's wetter — take it from me!
Wiener takes all.
"No one should go to work late because they were putting on an extra set of eyelids."
But that's none of my business. *sip*
Unclothe that garlic.
"I feel like my body's on fire."
Hopefully you make it out in one peach.
"Has science gone too far? Definitively yes."
"I'm GONNA CRACK."
You donut even know.
Fidget spinners. Fidget spinners everywhere.
"Hopefully it tastes like coffee..."