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    Posted on Oct 24, 2017

    25 Jokes For People Denying Their Own Lactose Intolerance

    Sometimes we all just need a good lactose intoleRANT.

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    "You want the potato without sour cream?" "Fuck it, give me the cheese. I'll just fart a lot." #lactoseintolerant

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    "death by dairy" will be on my tombstone. just know i died doing what i loved.

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    me: *is lactose intolerant* me: *drinks milk* me: *gets sick* me:

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    *At Jack in the Box* #LactoseProblems Me: "Yea, I wanna try that new Birthday Cake shake" My Stomach:

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    Flashback to the anxiety dream I had last night about being really hungry but having nothing in my fridge except yoghurt. #lactoseproblems

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    Just got called a dairy pill popper.... 😂 #lactoseprobs

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    My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard but then they find out I'm lactose intolerant and leave pretty quickly #lactoseprobs

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    Apparently trying to ignore the fact you're lactose intolerant doesn't actually make it go away

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    i wonder what i did wrong in a past life to warrant being lactose intolerant in this one

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    When you're lactose intolerant, lactase tablets feel like a gateway drug to milkshakes.

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    me: im not like Really lactose intolerant i just get a lil stomach ache its fine ill drink this extra large milk te… https://t.co/3GxOS2NP9B

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    "Some people are like dairy; they never sit well with me." #lactoseintolerant #FAKEFRIENDS

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    When I might be lactose intolerant but I keep eating mac and cheese

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    being an adult is allowing yourself to eat 5 ice cream sandwiches in 1 day even though you are lactose intolerant

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    I'm lactose intolerant, so your milkshake gives me the runs. You don't want me in your yard.

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    self destructive coping mechanisms: -eating ice cream when you feel like you've earned it even though you're lactose intolerant

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    "Why do you eat cheese if you're lactose intolerant?" I'm here for a good time, not a long time

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    When you're lactose intolerant and you eat milk products and your butthole is like.

    Go forth and live dangerously, O, Lactose Intolerance Denier!

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    Just...maybe stay in close proximity to a toilet.

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