"They cut me off before I got to thank my wife — Ryan Michelle Bathé, you’re everything. You make my life worth living."
*"Heaven Is a Place on Earth" plays gently in the background.*
"Everybody loves streaming video. Just ask Ted Cruz."
"By you acknowledging me with this award, it shines a light on it even more."
"My outfit for the Emmys: tightie-whities by Calvin. Chips by Ruffles."
And the award for cutest couple goes to...
The late Fox News patriarch was accused of sexual harassment by more than 20 women before his death in May of this year.
Fetch the synthesizer.
"Unlike the presidency, Emmys go to the winner of the popular vote."
The last man of color to win the award was Robert Guillaume in 1985 for Benson.
He won for his performance on the HBO limited series The Night Of.
"Always glad to be her Plan B when Joe is working..."
Jermaine Fowler is really getting the audience going.
Please and thank you.
She won the red carpet. It's over. Go home.
She claimed the honor for writing Master of None's acclaimed "Thanksgiving" episode with Aziz Ansari.
If you listen closely you can hear all of Atlanta screaming right now.
"And, of course, Bill Maher. I assume he's black."
"I was busy thinkin' 'bout BOYS." -Me watching the Emmys right now.
This should be illegal.
"All my friends who watch TV, I always ask them when they have time to," Woodley said. "When do people have time to? I'm a reader, so I always read a book."
The Handmaid's Tale and Big Little Lies dominated the night.
When did Lily get so old?!
You show the Emmys who's boss, Laverne.
YASSSSS MILLIE, YASSSS!
What everyone wore to TV's big night.
"Sashay away with this nonsense."
Just an innocent question!
And here's why.
ICYMI, Meryl Streep now has three Emmy Awards.
"Long live Carrie Fisher."
And even those who didn't had no hard feelings.
"I cry for The Leftovers. Shame on you Emmys."
She's on the edge of glory!
Slaying all of 2017.
It's a big day for SNL and Westworld, which lead with 22 nominations each!
As if you needed another show to add to your list.
Turns out Jimmy Kimmel's joke writer is a total babe. Like, an actual baby.
They came to defend the Queen Bey.
Last night's Emmys were just the tip of the iceberg.
It's party time.
She doesn't disappoint.
In case you don't feel like watching all seven hours of it.
They just redefined friendship goals.
American Ninja Warrior's Jessie Graff has won thousands of new fans on Twitter.
And he didn't even show up to collect.
"Mom, Dad... you need to be escorted out right now."
"He's a complete dangerous monster," the Transparent creator said.
"Y’all over here using your skills to protect Best Voiceover in a French Sitcom, meanwhile I’m over here butt naked on CNN!"
The actor finally nabbed an Emmy for Outstanding Lead Actress.
"We've got a long way to go, but I know we can get there," Alan Yang said after accepting the Emmy for Outstanding Writing for a Comedy Series.
You get a sandwich, you get a sandwich!
"I would not be unhappy were I the last cisgender male to play a female transgender on television."
The best answer to the infamous question we've ever heard.
It was a good night for Game of Thrones and The People vs. O.J. Simpson: American Crime Story.
Tonight he is America's gross uncle.
Like a goddamn fire alarm.
See what everyone wore to television's big night.
It's time to cast your vote.
With a trio of fresh Emmy nominations to its name, star Tracee Ellis Ross and creator Kenya Barris tell BuzzFeed News about how they plan to keep conversations going in Season 3.
The six-episode web series is the only independently produced project nominated for Outstanding Short Form Comedy or Drama Series, a new category this year.
For the first time in Emmy Awards history, all six lead acting categories include nods for people of color.
Game of Thrones leads with 23, including ones for Kit Harington, Peter Dinklage, Maisie Williams, Emilia Clarke, and more!
He received a nomination for his portrayal of Dev Shah on Master of None, his critically acclaimed Netflix series.
That party bus looked like the place to be!
Who is Nancy Lee Grahn in this world? (Update: Nancy has tweeted an apology for her remarks.)
And it was flipping awesome.
In case you missed it, here's all you need to see.
Who's crying? Not me.
The HBO drama has now won the most awards — including Best Drama — for any series in a single year.
The audience camera is always watching.
I'm not crying, you're crying.
The star of How to Get Away With Murder is the first black woman to win an Emmy for Leading Actress in a Drama.
Wah wah wah no more.
That 1996 look, though!
"So did you decide to stay and take care of your child and be a babydaddy...HUH BENNETT HUH?!?!"
"Justin Timberlake is not coming."
He is the God of tits and wine and now also man buns.
Laurie Strode, what's good?
A bold yet comfortable fashion choice.
Rob Lowe, Ageless Wizard.
"No, sorry sweetie, everybody's asked me that."
After her Emmy win, the Amazon series' creator Jill Soloway urged the audience to support trans equality. And when star Jeffrey Tambor won shortly thereafter, he thanked the community for their courage.
Prettiness in every color of the rainbow.
These are the people who took home a winged lady holding an atom.