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This Red Carpet Interview With Terrance Howard At The Emmys Is So Wild I Can't Even Compute

I have no idea what's going on.

The Emmys were last night and while I'm sure there were parts of the show that were maybe a little bit interesting, the most important and confusing part of the night came out of this red carpet interview with KTLA Fox and Terrence Howard.

I honestly don't even know how to describe it, so I'd suggest you just watch and then we'll discuss.

How are we not talking about the Terrance Howard interview on the red carpet at #Emmys2019 with @KTLA @SamOnTV WHAT ON EARTH DID I JUST WATCH!?!?!?

Let's recap/break this down.

After the interviewers inquire why Terrence Howard is going to retire, he announces that he's made some personal discoveries that Pythagoras was searching for.

You know, Pythagoras of the Pythagorean Theorem fame.

Terrence continues and talks about the flower of life and conjugations.

Uh huh.

He then goes on to talk about waves and lines.

Right, right.

Then he makes a bold claim!


And then whilst slipping in a humblebrag about getting a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame, Terrence states that at his ceremony he will prove that gravity is not a force!!

*Nods slowly*

He then concludes by saying that he'll build Saturn and the Milky Way???

Well I'll be!