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"I wish that Joe Biden would have spoken to me before he did that debate."
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Here's An Explainer On Everything That's Going Down In The Supreme Court Right Now And Why Your Vote Matters
These people are literally allowed to hold their posts for the rest of their lives.
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Donald Trump Said 'Bad Things Happen In Philadelphia' During The Presidential Debate Statement And Philadelphians Turned It Into A Meme
Is he talking about Fresh Prince? Cheesesteaks? Football?
"When he gassed a bunch of innocent protesters with tear gas to get a picture of him holding a bible."
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Cheese that comes in a spray can: extremely American.
Tina Fey is the only actor who could've played Sarah Palin.
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