So, uh. You're probably well aware that there's an election coming up on Nov. 3. A big one, in fact! We'll choose our next president, and there will be plenty of important local races on your ballot too.
And look. There are lots of really important reasons why you should register to vote this year. But today I'm gonna focus only on ONE: People who vote are much, much better at sex than people who don't.
Don't believe me? It's true! People who vote can FUCK. Here's why...
1.First of all, voters know how to take charge.
2.They don't expect other people to do the work for them.
3.Voters know what they like.
4.And they're not afraid to ASK for what they like, either.
5.Voters plan ahead.
6.Voters always wear protection.
7.They're highly attuned to what's happening around them.
8.They're not intimidated by a challenge.
9.They're not just gonna lie down and do nothing.
10.They're open to trying new things.
11.They're always striving to make things better.
12.And finally........they can always locate the perfect spot.
So don't forget to register to vote this year. It takes only a few minutes, and I KNOW you can last longer than that. 😚
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