“Being normal is vastly overrated.”
They can be made in the time it takes for your Uber to arrive.
Uggggggh, why didn’t we think of these?
If you aren’t offended, you aren’t trick or treating.
Ain’t no Halloween party like a tiny hamster Halloween party!
I hope you have a sweet tooth.
Only one frankfurter can crown you Dr. Frank N. Furter. Choose wisely.
Alcoholic beverages, TV presenters from the ’90s, and wax-encased cheese. Welcome to Halloween in Britain.
Way more fun than just eating it straight out of the package.
“I’m a sexy can of tuna, duh.”
These will make you check under the bed. WARNING: Not for the squeamish.
You’re busy, and don’t have time for nonsense!
If your friends can’t decide on one film, why not all of them?
Dress up as something more unique than The Boy Who Lived this Halloween.
Take it from the king of last minute costumes.